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- 100% Cotton
- Amazingly realistic animal shirts!
- Pre-shrunk, oversized relax fit with reinforced double-stitching
- 100% Cotton
- Machine Wash Cold Tumble Dry Medium Do not Bleach
- Size Small
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The Mountain is responsible for countless eccentric, somewhat crazy and amazingly realistic animal shirts. Their exclusive printing process pulls dye out of the t-shirt while leaving the ink color behind, essentially dyeing the cotton with ink creating an indefectible blending of the print and cotton. Each shirt is preshrunk with an oversized relaxed fit and reinforced double-stitching on all seams.
- Product Dimensions: 4 x 8 x 1 inches
- Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
- ASIN: B00NERHBSU
- Item model number: 4886697094
- Date first available at Amazon.com: June 20, 2014
- Average Customer Review:
Top customer reviews
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On the way home, the limo driver insisted on stopping at a McDonald's on the way. Something about some bad Taco Bell earlier. I was not in a hurry to get home anyway so I said "sure, knock yourself out".
That is when I saw him.
Walking out the door was the happiest guy I ever seen in my life. He had a huge smile on his face and an entourage of followers offering him free fries and McFlurries. I lowered the window a bit more and motioned him over. "I don't do dudes" he said. I commented that I did not either. He walked over and and I asked him the secret to his happiness.
"Amazon" he replied. Amazon, I thought? I had a decent position in Amazon and the stock has not been bad but it did not have that effect on me. "You're in the market too" I asked. "No" he replied. "I got this shirt from Amazon.com" and it changed my life. "You see" he said, "It has 3 Wolves and a Moon". "Not 2, Not 1 Wolf, but 3 Wolves AND a Moon". He went on to say that he too was once a miserable pathetic person but after getting his shirt his life became nothing but bliss.
As we drove away I thought about it and decided I had nothing to lose. I had the butler order me a 3 Wolf and 1 Moon shirt that afternoon. It arrived the next day and I immediately tried it on.
HOLY COW !!! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL MAN !!! I'm NEVER TAKING THIS THING OFF !!! I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER NOW !!!
Thank you guy walking out of McDonald's and Thank you 3 Wolf and 1 Moon shirt. The best investment I ever made.