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  • Paperback: 62 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; 3 edition (November 17, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1481227041
  • ISBN-13: 978-1481227049
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.2 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
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5.0 out of 5 starsIt's an acquired taste...
By TEO on January 9, 2013
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My girlfriend and I just love this cookbook. She takes care of the actual cooking part and I am responsible for gathering the ingredients. We were delighted to find the ethnic food sections and are exploring the Asian cuisine this week. I gotta tell you though the Cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart. It called for 1/2 cup of the err, special sauce. She said it was divine but honestly, I was just too tired to eat.

UPDATE: So it's been several months and I need to update my review. Because the book doesn't have any specific disclaimers I think it's important that readers be warned of potential issues... The first "issue" I experienced was Forearm Imbalance. My co-workers started noticing that my right forearm was considerably more defined and at least 3/4" larger than my left forearm. It's not like Popeye big but it's still pretty embarrassing. I tried some, shall we say, "load balancing" by switching arms for the collection process but my I find my left arm is just inattentive, always in a hurry and not tuned into my needs. Inevitably, I have to switch back to the right arm to get the job done.

The second "issue" is I have recently been diagnosed with Low T. Now, I'm not gonna come right out and say this book as caused my condition but darn it, if there were health risks with gathering ingredients for this book there needs to be a warning label. I mean, even my aspirin bottle says "Do not exceed xx number of pills per day." Can you -overcook- with this cookbook? We need to demand answers. I was extremely close to investing in a food truck and taking some of these dishes (and a few I came up with) to work sites and carnivals all over my state. I had already lined up several work-from-home employees to supplement my ingredient supply line.Read more ›
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5.0 out of 5 starsNever buy used!
By Rosy Palms on December 6, 2012
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I learned this lesson the hard way - my used copy arrived all tattered and torn and many of the pages were stuck together. My grandma still loved the gift, but she complains that some of the recipes are too salty for her.
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5.0 out of 5 starsFive Stars
By William on March 1, 2015
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Guess who's cumming for Dinner?
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5.0 out of 5 starsIngredients can be hard to come by....
By J. Swanner on December 22, 2013
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I had to visit 4 separate local homeless shelters to obtain enough ingredients to make Thanksgiving dinner, but it was well worth it. Grandma said the mashed potatoes were the creamiest she ever had.
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5.0 out of 5 starsGreat gag gift for weddings
By fupa74 on September 11, 2015
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I buy these as gag gifts for weddings. We just wrap them and put them on gift table with no name and we also bring a card for the box. We usually tell them we bought it a while after...
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5.0 out of 5 starsSticking the family together.
By Ryan on January 11, 2015
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This book is perfect for the holidays! When I stay with my wife's family, she can do the cooking while her sister and I make the ingredients. This book has changed my life.
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5.0 out of 5 starsPerfect
By Milkshake on August 23, 2013
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With this cookbook my life has changed! Now my milkshakes bring ALL kinds of boys to the yard! You must buy this book!
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5.0 out of 5 starsBest Cookbook Ever!
By Paul Sez on July 18, 2013
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This cookbook changed my life. I never used to cook. Now I find myself whipping something up almost every day (sometimes two or three times a day). Plus it's so easy. Just this morning I made a bundt cake!
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