Never Trust an Atom, they Make Up Everything | Funny Science Unisex T-shirt

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We love how it says "TRUST EVERYTHING" in Red :) and the Smiley face is red too!
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Unisex Crew - Black
  • 100% Cotton
  • 100% Ringspun (super soft) pre-shrunk cotton
  • Modern fit unisex cut - slightly tapered, less boxy
  • A professional, vibrant screen print across chest
  • Printed with pride in Ann Arbor, MI.
  • Male model is 6' 2", 200lb and wearing a large

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Product description

Designed and Printed with Pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan

The Ann Arbor T-shirt Company is composed of about 48 artists, screen printers, art techs, logistics professionals, embroiderers, and support staff, all operating out of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

We've got company soccer and kickball teams, catered employee lunches, a 401k match, and quarterly company parties around town. While we believe in treating our employees with respect as a matter of course, it makes business sense, too. Happy people make better shirts - cooler art, better prints, more exacting quality control, etc. From top to bottom, our people are proud of the product we produce, and can't wait to share it with you.

(Heidi the Newfoundland and Ellie the Greyhound provide morale support and napping services.)

The Never Trust an Atom Shirt

Maybe we could if they weren't ALWAYS hanging out with their sketchy electron friends (seriously, not directly observable = sketchy AF), but for the time being, we need to be leery of all these atoms.

Unisex cut, ringspun (soft!) cotton with a printed in (non-scratchy) tag. Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Federally copyrighted 2015.

Professional Grade Screen Printing

Our expert team of veteran screen printers ensure that designs are printed to spec, and in a way that ensures the longevity of the print and garment. 

Top Notch Ingredients for a Quality Finish

We use industry-leading inks to ensure that your print comes out vibrant, and maintains its intended look, washing after washing, while also providing a safe, non-toxic final product. 
Top-notch printing equipment - made in the USA just outside of Chicago - ensures that the print goes on crisp and smooth, time after time. Properly calibrated ovens cure the print, ensuring that it won't fall apart prematurely or damage shirt fibers as they pass through (which gives shirts a crusty, scratchy feel).
In-house software teams build systems that allow us to closely track errors and any quality control issues, ensuring that we are delivering the consistently sized, printed, and packaged product that our customers expect.

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  • ASIN: B00HWEHM6M
  • Item model number: 0-sci_atommake-economy
  • Date first available at Amazon.com: January 16, 2014
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #19,302 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry (See Top 100 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry)
    • Average Customer Review:
      4.6 out of 5 stars 159 customer reviews
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    on April 7, 2015
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    on April 4, 2017
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    on May 7, 2014
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    on February 17, 2014
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    on September 15, 2015
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    on January 5, 2017
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