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Never Have I Ever Ridden a Bike Kindle Edition
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Steps to making my best friend Lance realize I’m in love with him:
- Bake him his favorite desserts.
- Stare at him in a seductive way (I think).
- Accidently open the neighbor’s mail.
- Realize that the neighbor is being held hostage and we’re next.
- Why is this list no longer about snagging Lance? Someone, please, send help.
- Lance is too handsome to die, I mean… the bad guy’s not really going to kill us, right?
- I have a knife so I can protect the man of my dreams.
- I don’t know how to use the knife.
- I have now stabbed myself with the knife.
- How is this easier than telling Lance I love him?
This novella was originally published in the Heart2Heart Vol. 5 anthology, but it has been expanded to include an additional 7k words.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateNovember 2, 2022
- File size3024 KB
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- ASIN : B0BLFGTLCP
- Publication date : November 2, 2022
- Language : English
- File size : 3024 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 74 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #116,748 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #206 in Two-Hour LGBTQ+ Short Reads
- #1,900 in Gay Fiction
- #1,958 in Two-Hour Romance Short Reads
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Alice Winters started writing stories as soon as she was old enough to turn her ideas into written words. She loves writing a variety of things from romance and comedy to action. She also enjoys reading, horseback riding, and spending time with her pets.
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In this case, we get lifelong friends and roommates Owen and Lance who finally move towards being lovers. After Owen accidentally opens a package meant for his neighbor, finds a diamond ring of suspicious provenance that "belongs?" to a man that they find holding their neighbor hostage when they go to give him the package. Their lives are threatened by that same man who barges into their apartment, tears open the package to make sure they didn't take the ring, drops the ring on the floor where they all watch the cat, Thor, swallow it and now the cat's life is in danger. Chaos ensues wherein the bad guy is bribed by pie to give them some time to retrieve the ring once Thor passes it and Owen and Lance come to realize their love for each other while they race to get the ring where it needs to be. And, of course, Donny, the apparent villain ends up besties with the couple and does his part to make sure their wedding will be as memorable as the day they became a couple.
You just can't stop reading this once you start.
So anyway in here we have a two part story.
The first part is about a day that everything went wrong but Lance finally told Owen that he was into him too since Owen has been in love with his best friend forever. Donny the not so bad guy is funny as heck.
The second part was a year later and these two are getting married. After the night before the wedding dinner, Lance and Owen think that Donny has been kidnapped and set off on a hunt to try to save him as long as its under 2000 to save him. Come to find out the horrible evening was a surprise bachelor party that went wrong.
Like always, this was over the top and funny as heck.
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