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Never Mind the Balkans, Here's Romania by [Ormsby, Mike]
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"Ormsby insists on writing exactly what he sees in today's colorful Romania. He's likeable, lucid, with a big soul and a lot of humor. The English journalist offers neither a façade, nor caricature, but reality - today's Romania." - Formula AS

"Romania has found itself a British Caragiale. The book makes you die laughing" - Cotidianul

"He does not flatter or indulge, nor play our national sport of turning away, indifferent." - Romania Libera

"Romanian clichés treated with intelligence and a unique, subtle irony. Merits pride of place on any bookshelf." - Foaia Transilvana

"Ormsby recounts the mishaps, muddles and privations that make life hard for Romanians, and even harder for outsiders. It's better than a guide book." - Tribune

"Ormsby sees Romania very clearly. Sometimes we surprise him, sometimes he challenges us. Nevertheless, he clearly appreciates our charisma, confidence and warmth." - Elle

"Ormsby is a very good portraitist, who knows how to use contrast, colour, movement, and irony" - Cultural Observer

"The stories are juicy, full of charm, unified by a lot of English humor." - Ziarul de Iasi

"After nearly twenty-five years in-country, he is well attuned to the darkly humorous undercurrent that runs through most casual interactions in Romania. He had me grinning from the first page and even laughing out loud a few times, accompanied by a shake of the head, a shrug, and a resigned acceptance of man's utter fallibility in the face of absurdity. But such is life. And I still loved Romania a little more with every page." - expatro.blogspot.ro/

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Hello from Transylvania, Romania! I hope you enjoy my book and I would be grateful for an honest review. Thank you, Mike.

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  • File Size: 635 KB
  • Print Length: 255 pages
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  • Publisher: Nicoaro Books; 3 edition (June 1, 2008)
  • Publication Date: June 1, 2008
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008EVCY4W
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Never Mind The Balkans is a comic, absurd, but telling portrait of a country teeming with contradictions. Ormsby is a useful guide. I gather he is married into the country, as it were, but he is also a journalist and uses his skills of observation to sketch out Romania's current state. Ormsby's playful style suits the material as Romania today can only be accepted and loved with a dose of good humour. If you are planning on visiting the country or just want to be an armchair traveler, I recommend it, especially as much else written about the country in English is outdated.
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I bought this book based on the title, and the thought that crossed my mind was “What, there will be a civil war in Romania? Will Romania break down like Yugoslavia?” No, it won’t.
I’ll have to say that the book is fascinating, entertaining, and well written. It attracted me back to it to read it all. As an expatriate, at first, I was upset by what he wrote about Romanians’ behavior, but sadly I could not disagree. Some Romanians behave that way, however they have good harts. Also this book is written from the point of view of a Brit, from a Western culture point of view versus a Central European culture tormented by history and ravaged by Communism. And it may be difficult for Westerners to understand how people of a country behave shortly after they were liberated from the Communist concentration camp that Romania used to be. This book does not explain why Romanians may behave that way. Overnight the people experience freedom, no rules, and no police repression. They were deprived of goods under communism, and now the stores are loaded with goods just like in a Western country. An entire population feels as if they are in a free fall. They don’t understand market economy, they don’t understand democracy and how politics work, and they don’t understand that every individual is responsible for their own betterment, not the State. The religious and moral boundaries of the past have been destroyed by communism as well.
Should that be an excuse? No. The individuals who learned fast got ahead and became rich, others are struggling just like in the West. The unscrupulous got in the politics and stole all they could. And it will take at least two generations for Romanians to relearn the old civilized values, and to adapt to a free economy, and democracy.
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At first I thought I wouldn't like this book - it's a book of very short stories about small events in the author's life. At first the stories annoyed me since they have no ending. I think the main reason I expected not to like it was the ugly cover and dumb title.But the book grew on me. Mike Ormsby is an English journalist who has lived in a number of different countries and has settled in Bucharest. The stories are conversations or adventures he has with Romanian friends or alone. Many of them are sort of bleak, not awful but not upbeat. It's clear that Romania doesn't run very well - politicians are corrupt, laws are not enforced, decisions are made that make little sense. People drink and smoke a lot and are not generally optimistic. I don't know for sure why Mr Ormsby has stayed so long except that he likes the people. But by the middle I felt like I got some insight into Romania and its inhabitants. And that's good enough for me.
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Dear Mike,

I first read your book three weeks ago, and ever since, I've been asking myself: how would this have been received, if written by a Romanian? You are assertive without being aggressive, witty with a keen appreciation of human nature.

It is flattering to have been 'adopted' by a Brit when he shows our good side, but, since he also - and mostly - shows our bad side, it is not quite so flattering. I guess, you have chosen to live in our slowly evolving country, a wonderland held back by its own stubbornness?

You breathe the same air as we do, travel on our infernal roads - even on holiday - and the sight of our mountains gives you the same intense pleasure as it does us. Are you not the fellow who goes jogging around our Parliament, among the stray dogs, the one with friends among ordinary people?

However, perhaps you are also the person paying his bill at the next counter or walking upstairs in the National Opera, or browsing the galleries at the National Museum of Art, or the one at the next table on the terrace, with the notebook?

Psssst! Watch out, fellow Romanians! Mike is observing us, he is having fun, he is correcting us, but he is never offensive. I wonder when will we learn some good manners: Please, may I? Thank you! I am so sorry...

For all of this, thank you, Mike, and please consider me as a subscriber to your next 100 titles.

Liana Petrescu
Bucharest
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I was intrigued by the title, coming from a Balkan country, and somebody compared the writer to Bill Bryson (whose books I love), so I had to read it. And I wasn’t disappointed, I laughed a lot and could place each of the stories in my own country, Bosnia. Particularly amusing are the stories describing old-fashioned services, like in the post office, with which we are all stuck (as long as it’s happening to someone else).
These are not sugar-coated stories, it is how it is, though I’m guessing inexperienced foreigners might suspect some exaggeration.
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