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Two and a Half Men 12 Seasons 2012

Season 9
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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award-nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN as Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt in the hit comedy series about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.

Starring:
Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones

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1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 18, 2011
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2. People Who Love Peepholes

Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 25, 2011
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3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: October 2, 2011
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4. Nine Magic Fingers

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 9, 2011
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5. A Giant Cat Holding A Churro

While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: October 16, 2011
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6. The Squat and Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 23, 2011
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7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 19 minutes Release date: October 30, 2011
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8. Thanks for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 6, 2011
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9. Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 13, 2011
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10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 20, 2011
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11. A Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: December 4, 2011
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12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her - even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: December 11, 2011
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13. Slowly And In A Circular Fashion

When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: January 1, 2012
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14. A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: January 15, 2012
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15. The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 5, 2012
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16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 19 minutes Release date: February 12, 2012
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17. Not In My Mouth

Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 19 minutes Release date: February 19, 2012
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18. The War Against Gingivitis

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 26, 2012
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19. Palmdale, ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 18, 2012
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20. Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: April 8, 2012
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21. Mr. Hose says 'Yes'

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him - for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: April 15, 2012
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22. Why We Gave Up Woman

Academy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: April 29, 2012
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23. The Straw In My Donut Hole

On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. Seinfeld's JASON ALEXANDER guest stars.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 6, 2012
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24. Oh look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.

TV-14 CC Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 13, 2012
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