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Ninjas Have Issues Hardcover – August 18, 2015

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Greg Stones is an artist and the author of Zombies Hate Stuff, Penguins Hate Stuff, Zombies Have Issues, and Sock Monkeys Have Issues. He lives and works in Rhode Island.
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ 1452144745
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Chronicle Books; Illustrated edition (August 18, 2015)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 64 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 9781452144740
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1452144740
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.1 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.25 x 0.5 x 7.25 inches
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Greg Stones is an artist and author who lives and works in Rhode Island. In 2013, the Young Adult Library Services Association recommended his book Zombies Hate Stuff for reluctant readers, and his follow-up book, Penguins Hate Stuff, has angered penguins everywhere for not consulting them about what they actually hate. (Little known fact: penguins are jerks.) His other titles are Zombies Have Issues, Sock Monkeys Have Issues, Ninjas Have Issues, and Garden Gnomes Have Issues. His first Star Wars book, 99 Stormtroopers Join the Empire, is in bookstores everywhere.

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