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Not Safe for Work (Neovella Book 1) Kindle Edition
Written by a total of 80 unique authors, this collection is composed of the following titles:
1. A Walk in the Park, Spoiled
2. Adolf Hitler: a Misunderstanding
3. Cod Piecington versus the Alpha Centauri of Alpha Centauri
4. General Bullshit
5. Baby Spiders with Old Man Faces
6. Merkins of the Gods
7. One Step Two Step Three What?
8. The Adventure That You Could Never Have, I: The Beginning
9. The Cabbage and the Cardigan
10. A Childhood Memory
11. Should've Let 'Em Die
12. Neo Neo, Meow Meow
13. Calvin Coolidge and the Goblet of Fire
14. Hopes and Dreams
15. Death of Murder Killing 2: Return to Murder
16. Sir Lancelol versus the Dungeons of Internet Horror
17. The Lone Bean
Collectively authored by:
Elioth Almada, Jen Banawa, Torian C., Tyler Cantrell, S. Cardance, Jesse Clarke, Matt Cruea, Tyler E., Matthew Gagnon, Chris Hill, Mai Hoang, Eric Hopper, Zhuping Hu, Harry Jenkinson, Nick Johnson, Jeff Kirchoff, C.S. Mc., Nicholas Marino, Robert E. Meres, Huy Pham, Miles Ruckby, John Quest, Michael Siedlecki, Schuyler Siemens, Michael Squitieri, Henry Wang, Tou Bee Yang, John Michael Zahn, & 52 anonymous writers
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMay 5, 2011
- File size496 KB
Product details
- ASIN : B004ZHE5I2
- Publisher : Neovella; 1st edition (May 5, 2011)
- Publication date : May 5, 2011
- Language : English
- File size : 496 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 101 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #4,005,918 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #2,545 in Parodies
- #6,456 in Parody
- #56,941 in Single Authors Short Stories
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Truly amazing that these stories were written by multiple people. I liked how later stories would use characters and catchphrases from previous stories.
All in all, worth the $3 and probably more.
Whilst it may not have the most coherent plot lines or character depth, and have traces of racism, sexism etc. of which the irony may be slightly ambiguous, it is prone to absolutely delightful turns of phrase, poetic devices, and just straight up hilarious nonsense.
I've spent more money on pints, which usually just make me depressed and in turn irritate everybody else in the pub.
This book WILL make you laugh.
This book WILL make you cool.
This book will probably NOT cure cancer.
BUT
You should buy this book, if you buy nothing else today.
"Uncomfortable with the size of his shirt, he took it off and he was ripped. It felt good to be a gangster."
Who writes this stuff? I know I wouldn't, and I don't know anyone who would--but it seems that with the power of the turn-based writing method, such lines come out composed to the point of hilarity. The plot goes on, and the story never stops when things go awry--in fact, the plots get better and more unexpected turns and twists result. There's no ending it! And while the lines are dumb, the ways in which they fit together to form ridiculous plots is no short of wonderful.


