So, give me a good (campy) Grindhouse film (or series!) and I'm your Huckleberry! But this? Student film, right? It just MUST be! There's so much wrong with this film, I'm struggling to find anything right! And from the positive reviews-- 5-stars??! Like, did they fly you in for the premiere or something?!! The people giving this 4 & 5 stars... I mean, the only logical inference is that somehow (for some reason!) they're shilling for this thing!
The idea is corny. The acting is BAD. The writing? Abysmal. The lesbian sex scenes are obnoxious. The fighting is so choreographed, you'd think Paula Abdul was in the corner walking them through it! The music... oh God. Don't get me started about the music! The soundtrack is even worse than the acting!! Many people (who've rated this movie logically =P) have stated it's basically an anti-religious film about rape, rape, rape, and revenge killing. Combination-wise it's just all kinds of bleck!