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Oddjobs Kindle Edition
It’s the end of the world as we know it, but someone still needs to do the paperwork.
Morag Murray works for the secret government organisation responsible for making sure the apocalypse goes as smoothly and as quietly as possible.
Trouble is, Morag’s got a temper problem and, after angering the wrong alien god, she’s been sent to another city where she won’t cause so much trouble.
But Morag’s got her work cut out for her. She has to deal with a man-eating starfish, solve a supernatural murder and, if she’s got time, prevent her own inevitable death.
If you like The Laundry Files, The Chronicles of St Mary’s or Men in Black, you’ll love the Oddjobs series."If Jodi Taylor wrote a Laundry Files novel set it in Birmingham… A hilarious dose of bleak existential despair. With added tentacles! And bureaucracy!” – Charles Stross, author of The Laundry Files series.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateAugust 11, 2016
- File size442 KB
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Meet Morag MurrayUnstoppable horrors from beyond are poised to invade and literally create Hell on Earth. Morag Murray works for the secret government organisation responsible for making sure the apocalypse goes as smoothly and as quietly as possible. Trouble is, Morag’s got a temper problem and, after angering the wrong alien god, she’s been sent to another city where she won’t cause so much trouble. That's when her problems start... |
Meet Vivian GreyVivian Grey believes in order and structure. All she wants is a perfect cup of tea, the paperwork filled out properly and everyone to do exactly as she says. Vivian is one of the god appeasers, an end of life carer for an oblivious planet, keeping everything calm and under wraps until the day the world ends. Yes, the world is ending but there's no need to get emotional about it, is there? |
Meet Rod CampbellRod Campbell used to be soldier. As member of the British SAS he's fought in conflicts around the world. Now, he's back in England, part of the first line of defence against the Venislarn horde, the monsters who are poised to destroy our world. Rod's got plenty of work on his hands. Gods are demanding human sacrifices, renegade Venislarn are seeking asylum on earth and there’s a magical teapot that says the city is facing imminent destruction. It’s going to be a tough week and Rod might not live to see the end of it... |
Meet Nina SethNina Seth is young and fearless. Not even the most horrifying creatures from parallel dimensions can shake this girl. But bravery isn't enough to get Nina through her working week. Keeping the monsters hidden from public requires the sort of tact and diplomacy she simply doesn't have. If that isn't bad enough, Nina Seth gets thrown back in time on a desperate mission. An evil sorceress is causing havoc in Georgian England. This clueless time-traveller has to save the past and find a way back to the present. Nina has a lot to learn and no time in which to learn it... |
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Product details
- ASIN : B01GVT13XQ
- Publisher : Pigeon Park Press (August 11, 2016)
- Publication date : August 11, 2016
- Language : English
- File size : 442 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 348 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 0993365531
- Best Sellers Rank: #365,452 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #291 in Horror Comedy
- #1,015 in Satire Fiction
- #1,604 in Humorous Fantasy (Books)
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About the authors

Heide has been co-writing with Iain Grant for several years now.
The Clovenhoof Satan-in-suburbia comedy series goes from strength to strength, check it out!
You might also enjoy the Oddjobs series, especially if you've ever had a terrible job.
Don't forget to look at the standalone novels too, there are some gems in there.
3 Fun facts about Heide and Iain*:
Heide and Iain are writers in residence of a Warwickshire phone box
Heide and Iain were commissioned to write an Adrian Mole story to celebrate the character's 50th birthday.
Heide and Iain operate a premium line phone service where they will read stories to your pets when you're on holiday
* One of these is untrue
Heide lives in North Warwickshire, England with her husband and children.
Find her at www.pigeonparkpress.com or on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Clovenhoof-Books-285544508177333/

Iain Grant is the author of numerous novels and short story collections. Since 2011, he has co-authored more than thirty books with Heide Goody.
They are the authors of the Sam Applewhite crime novels, the internationally-renowned Oddjobs urban fantasy comedies and the devil-in-suburbia Clovenhoof books.
He can be found on all the usual social media platforms or pottering around coffee shops in South Birmingham.
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*** What to expect
Expect an excellent delivery on the above promise. The story takes place over a week, from the arrival of a new employee to the Birmingham branch of a special, secret government agency on Monday, to the grand finale, crisis-narrowly-averted on the weekend.
The whole novel has a Warehouse 13 vibe (or Men In Black, for those unfamiliar with the SyFy series) mixed in with a judicial amount of Lovecraft-style ancient horrors from beyond. All this, of course, with the best of British wit on a background of a modern industrial city.
As one of the characters say: “Yes, it is the end of the world. Yes, we are all going to die. But we are British. These things still need doing in an orderly manner and there is certainly no excuse to get all emotional about it.”
*** What I liked
Loved the wit, the vibe, the plot. It's an excellent urban-fantasy satire, making for a very enjoyable read.
I've never been to Birmingham, but the authors' use of real life settings as the basis for occult locations is brilliant. Makes you suspect any bit of modern architecture for having a sinister, paranormal reason behind it.
Also, the scene with the marketing department on how to sell the apocalypse was positively brilliant!
*** What to be aware of
Don't expect deep emotions or a complex character arc. This is primarily a satire.
Also, without giving too much of a spoiler, though the beginning has the nihilistic, fatalistic tones of Lovecraft this is still a modern work, and the protagonist do save the day (at least temporarily).
*** Summary
If you loved Warehouse 13 / Men In Black and appreciate elder gods from beyond, this is definitely a book for you.
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Assaph Mehr, author of Murder In Absentia: Togas, Daggers, and Magic - for lovers of Ancient Rome, Murder Mysteries, and Urban Fantasy.
Morag Murray works for a secret government organization that knows the world is going to end at the hands of horrific godlike beings... but rather that fight a hopeless war, said organization is instead dedicated to ensuring said apocalypse happens as smoothly as possible. Freshly transferred to the Birmingham office, she arrives just in time to tackle a dirty-movie ring run by a gang of fishmen, a break-in at a vault for cursed and forbidden objects, and a plot that could destroy the city. All in a day's work, apparently, for Morag and her co-workers...
If you're not a fan of British humor, you may find yourself wondering "how is this funny?" Much of the humor of this book relies on satire, snarky characters, and the weird being treated as completely mundane. I know this type of humor isn't to everyone's tastes, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. The downside is that the characters can come across as unemotional at times, not reacting or only reacting with annoyance to things that would make ordinary people go ballistic with terror, but then, they've probably seen it all by this point...
The writing itself is decent and servicable, but not terrific. It gets the job done, though, and fits the tone of this story -- an easygoing tone that's deadpan and prone to dark and snarky humor. And the authors do manage to capture the weirdness of the eldritch beings and their minions... though some of these beings lose a bit of their eldritch, Lovecraftian menace when they do arts and crafts or organize a cult of ginger worshipers, which is honestly part of the humor.
Weird and occasionally dark, "Oddjobs" is still a funny read that blends deadpan humor with Lovecraftian horror much better than I expected. If you're a fan of Douglas Adams or Yahtzee Croshaw, you'll probably enjoy this.
Oddjobs by Heide Goody and Iain Grant is a rib-tickling, heart-pounding book that I have a hard time categorizing. Is it fantasy or is it science fiction? After reading it, I’m still unable to decide. What I can say, though, is that it’s funny; funny and scary at the same time. The characters in this (unimaginable?) dystopian future are believable, even the aliens, because they behave in a consistent manner, they talk like people we’ve all encountered at one point or other in our lives, and the action flows, if not exactly in a linear manner, in a way that makes sense under the circumstances that the authors so skillfully describe.
If you want a tickle and a tingle all wrapped in one package, read this book.
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This series sets us in our current world and time, it's just that we are unaware that it is also inhabited by another set of beings. Beings that almost, and sometimes definitely, defy description. Of course, there are a group of people tasked with keeping this under wraps while also facilitating the slow slide towards the end of the world in an efficient, orderly manner, where possible.
A great first book in the series that grabbed me and wouldn't let go. Well paced, excellent descriptions, interesting characters and many, many weird goings-on. Brilliant book overall.





