Kindle
$2.99
Available instantly
Audiobook
$0.00
with membership
Kindle Price: $2.99

Promotions apply when you purchase

These promotions will be applied to this item:

Some promotions may be combined; others are not eligible to be combined with other offers. For details, please see the Terms & Conditions associated with these promotions.

Audiobook Price: $3.46

Save: $1.47 (42%)

Read with our free app
You've subscribed to ! We will preorder your items within 24 hours of when they become available. When new books are released, we'll charge your default payment method for the lowest price available during the pre-order period.
Update your device or payment method, cancel individual pre-orders or your subscription at
Your Memberships & Subscriptions

Buy for others

Give as a gift or purchase for a team or group.
Learn more

Buying and sending eBooks to others

  1. Select quantity
  2. Buy and send eBooks
  3. Recipients can read on any device

These ebooks can only be redeemed by recipients in the US. Redemption links and eBooks cannot be resold.
Kindle app logo image

Download the free Kindle app and start reading Kindle books instantly on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.

Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web.

Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app.

QR code to download the Kindle App

Follow the author

Chuck Tingle
Follow
Something went wrong. Please try your request again later.

Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups Kindle Edition

by Chuck Tingle (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 27 ratings
See all formats and editions
Former preacher turned viral video sensation, Jabua Fogstein, lives for the holidays; the sights, the smells, and especially the tastes. In fact, he’s so excited to trying out his favorite coffee, Starbutts Christmas blend, that he camps out overnight for the introduction of their brand new red holiday cups.

But when Jabua receives his coffee, he finds himself in a waking nightmare, discovering that the cups have been redesigned in sleek plain red without a trace of Christmas imagery.

The shock causes Jabua to suffer a major heart attack and lands him in the hospital, but he’s about to receive some visitors that will open both his heart, and his butt. Soon enough, Jabua finds himself at the center of a hardcore gangbang with these handsome gay cups, and learns a little something about holiday spirit!

This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay holiday cup action, including anal, double anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, gangbangs, bukkake, and beverage container love.
Previous slide of product details
  1. Print length
    42 pages
  2. Language
    English
  3. Sticky notes
    On Kindle Scribe
  4. Publication date
    November 10, 2015
  5. File size
    1895 KB
  6. Page Flip
    Enabled
  7. Word Wise
    Enabled
  8. Enhanced typesetting
    Enabled
  9. See all details
Next slide of product details

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B017UW5POQ
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 10, 2015
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1895 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 42 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 27 ratings

About the author

Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations.
Chuck Tingle

Chuck Tingle

Brief content visible, double tap to read full content.
Full content visible, double tap to read brief content.

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Learn more at www.ChuckTingle.com

Customer reviews

4.1 out of 5 stars
4.1 out of 5
27 global ratings

Top reviews from the United States

Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars No regrets.
Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2017
Verified Purchase
Answers all of my questions, no more, no less. Kind of like an onion article where the title is the very clever part, and the article just exists to assure the reader that the joke they thought the title was making was indeed the joke. It's all tied up with a pretty satisfying ending which happens to be a goofy gay sex scene. I'm glad to know that Chuck is out there, doing it right.
4 people found this helpful
Helpful
 Report
Monty Kensicle
5.0 out of 5 stars Good for a laugh. But not sure if it was worth the money.
Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2019
Verified Purchase
I got super drunk and bought this on a whim, laughed my ass off and promptly fell asleep. I just remembered I bought this when Amazon suggested I leave a review for some purchases I made.
Helpful
 Report
John Hays
3.0 out of 5 stars Three Stars
Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2017
Verified Purchase
It's exactly what I paid for, nothing more, nothing less.
One person found this helpful
Helpful
 Report
Graham
5.0 out of 5 stars Still a better lovestory than Twilight
Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2016
Verified Purchase
I didn't know that a short story about holiday cups could make me tingly. Still a better lovestory than Twilight.
5 people found this helpful
Helpful
 Report
Chris M.
5.0 out of 5 stars Suspenseful climax and delightful afterglow
Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2015
This literary masterpiece conveys so many feelings that I've had myself. When I got my hands on a red cup this year, I felt a bit of forbidden rise myself, just like our brave hero Jabua. "The taboo nature of the new cups is exotic and forbidden, seasonally naught for a hardcore Christian like myself."

Jabua experiences things I hope to some day, but I dare say it will likely only be a fantasy I will have to live through Chuck Tingle magnificent words, "The red containers in each hand are bucking against my movements, enjoying themselves immensely as I kick the pace of my strokes into double time."

I won't spoil any more of the story, but it built up to a suspenseful climax that left you in a delightful afterglow when you're done. This is going to be a book I read every day from November 1 to Christmas, every single year.
25 people found this helpful
Helpful
 Report
Ryan
4.0 out of 5 stars Okay so I'm now convinced that Chuck Tingle is actually ...
Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2015
Okay so I'm now convinced that Chuck Tingle is actually a web crawler that has learned to solve a captcha and has become sentient. This is how Skynet begins people. Someone find Sarah Connor!
7 people found this helpful
Helpful
 Report
James A. Pappas Jr.
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 Stars...
Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2015
...are to the left of this reviw title. That's what they look like filled in, all five of them, I can't say that I've read this book, actually it's more that I would never say that I read this book. But if I had read this book, purely as a hypothetical, I would definitely fill in five stars in the hopes that five infilled stars would be pleasing to view by other people who had come here to read a review. It's not even necessary to read the review, just stare at the glowy, pretty, golden stars, filled to the brim with goldeny woldeny goodness. Feel better? Good, now go out and be charitable and loving towards one another, as must surely be the subtext of every work of Chuck Tingles'. I imagine. Because, again, I really can't admit to having read so much as a single word of the author's work.

Best Regards,

Jay.
3 people found this helpful
Helpful
 Report
Books by Sarah Robinson
3.0 out of 5 stars Why does it have to be HOLIDAY coffee cups? Anti-Christmas much???
Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2015
I would have given this 5 stars, except that it replaced CHRISTMAS coffee cups in the title with HOLIDAY coffee cups. Are we really going to keep letting people take Christ out of everything, including oppressed butt sex? I mean, where is the line?

There's not even anything Christmas-y on the cover. A real shame, I tell you. A real shame.
85 people found this helpful
Helpful
 Report

Report an issue


Does this item contain inappropriate content?
Report
Do you believe that this item violates a copyright?
Report
Does this item contain quality or formatting issues?
Report