Poop Knife Gag Gift
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- ✅ Be a samurai of the poo poo platter! This knife comes in *hilarious* packaging
- ✅ Ridiculous gag gift for friends and family, or daily necessity? You decide.
- ✅ Metal reinforced silicone is strong, hygienic, easy to clean, and dishwasher safe (if you dare)
- ✅ This will cut poop! Tested on the most ferocious of bog crocodiles without a fight. Curious about what an Original Poop Knife feels like? Imagine a heavy silicone covered butter knife.
- ✅ Long enough to keep your hand clear of danger in a standard depth toilet
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💩 Yes, this is for real!
Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! This knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.
Never to be mistaken for a box opener again, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick.
Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter.
Original Poop Knife
Offered with explicit approval of "LearnedButt", the creator of the original and viral reddit confessions thread
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I honestly have a problem when I go #2 and yes, I clog most toilets. I used a little plastic butter knife until I seen this. I never ever knew this existed until a few buddies told me about them and I immediately purchased one. I have used it 2 times now and it works perfect and is very easy to wipe clean with toilet paper. It cuts easily and quickly. It will keep me from clogging my toilet again. It is a bit expensive at 20 Dollars but for me its well worth the peace of mind of not clogging my toilet again. You can also purchase it as a gag gift but for me I actually needed it for its use. A+++