Some things can't be put in words. Let me tell you what happened to me, as best I can. Like most people leaving a comment, I slammed my money down to buy this eight pound jar of popcorn. At the same time, I bought the best snack sized microwave popcorn popper from Amazon, but it will arrive in two days. This popcorn got the best of me. A three quart pot with a lid came to my rescue. A cap or two of vegetable oil covered the bottom of my pot. As I was taught, I turned the heat on my burner up high, and placed three popcorn kernels in the pot, in the oil. I waited for one or two kernels to pop, and added the rest of a portion of kernels. Then, I closed the lid, and slid the pot all around to complete the popping, and to stop any kind of burning. The popping started after a minute or two. Once all of the popcorn starts popping, my experience is that the popping will slow down. Be warned. All of the kernels pop at once. The popping does not slow down. After the popping stops, take your pot of popcorn and get it off the burner. My first batch did have a few black flakes on it, but I couldn't taste it. I mixed in a little salt. Butter was sliced, bound for a cup, towards the microwave. 30 seconds until it was ready to drizzle. I read, lately, that honey is great on popcorn, but I haven't tried it. While I was eating this Heavenly Treat, I noticed that the kernels are small. Each uncooked kernel is small too. Just an observation. This popcorn is fantastic. What do they say? Gourmet!!! And, it is! My microwave popcorn popper from Amazon will arrive in two days.
This is a joke. Only a joke. I am not being serious. Everyone is concerned about safety these days. Especially, in a home. It is important to keep fresh batteries in smoke detectors. I have a carbon monoxide detector in my apartment. To improve safety, buy several "Jiffy Pop" aluminum expanding as if you cook on the stove top. Hammer a nail on your wall, and hang your "Jiffy Pop." If there is "Fire," you and your family will be covered. This is called a "Fire Detector." If there is a fire, you may be showered with popcorn. This is a joke. Satire, or something. Just trying make you smile. "Jiffy Pop" will not help you from fire!
Snap. Crackle!. Pop!
'WHOLE GRAIN POPPING CORN.'
