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The Paddington Incident (Chronicles of The Monkey God) Kindle Edition
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Coming back to life was always like looking at the world through a bruise. Although it wasn’t really coming back to life, it just felt like it.
Eyes gradually focused on the shapes around him and then William Chapman was back in the room and focusing on the form in front of him. Lounging on the cot opposite, two semi-naked girls draped around him, sat The Monkey. A cigar clamped in his mouth added a darker, more acrid smoke to the sweet, cloying stink of the burning opium. His amber eyes shone with an evil mischief that never seemed to leave him.
The Monkey is back...
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateAugust 27, 2022
- File size5392 KB
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- ASIN : B0B7GL51P4
- Publisher : BAD PRESS iNK (August 27, 2022)
- Publication date : August 27, 2022
- Language : English
- File size : 5392 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 72 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #2,457,526 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #5,718 in Dark Humor
- #26,560 in Two-Hour Literature & Fiction Short Reads
- #863,521 in Literature & Fiction (Kindle Store)
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About the author

Meet Andy, psychonaut, lover of heavy metal, and dreamer of urban and science fantasies.
Me and The Monkey is his first novel, coming to life as an experiment in having the discipline to write something everyday during a period when he was travelling extensively for work. The story was composed on his phone and iPad during train journeys, flights, backstage at events, 2am in hotel rooms, even during stops at motorway service stations.
Andy lives on the north coast of Cornwall with his artist wife, teenage daughter, two ponies, and constantly growing library. He still secretly thinks he could be a big wave surfer regardless of what reality (or The Monkey) tells him.
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