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Blog postI've come to share some Christmas cheer.Or maybe gossip about a rhyming rear.Don't touch that ass or you may fall.That wouldn't be very Christmas-y at all.
The door was open one sunny day,so he decided to be on his way.
He came across a peaceful shore,taking the time to relax and explore.
There he met a familiar sight,she let him know not to fight.
He joined her in the rising light,looking back to make sure all was right.
He first spied the foolish mutt -
Blog postCan you draw a straight line without a ruler? Yeah. Use a board or the side of a something or other that is straight. I guess I don't have trouble drawing a line. Do you? Been a while since I dropped a line? Is that saying even a thing any more? Would it be dropped some air now? Or maybe dropped some waves? One could be a fart and the other some nuts might say will melt their brain. Hmmm guess sticking with line is the best way to be. What? You want to know where my line is? It's hi
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Blog postCan you tell I'm super impressed? No? Well you may look like this too if a human dragged you to a vet and only posts once in a blue moon. Maybe I should paint his butt blue. Then he'll have to post all the time. It is iwsg day though. So things have to flow. What things you ask? We'll fill out that task.
Just keep kicking. If the landing isn't sticking. You just keep kicking. The wounds don't need licking.
Sleep is important too. Just do it within view. Especially if nea -
Blog postDid you know they were here? What did you think they meant when you read it? Are you so conditioned by they that you go to little green men? Maybe the men like it that way. They could be green or blue or pink or solid white too. Can't leave any out these days. Then the men would go all cancel culture on you. Can't have that. All little whatever color men can probe collectively as equals. I should get on with it before the little yellow men point out that I missed them. Not to mentio
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Blog postWhat? I'm early? Or am I very late? Been a while since I posted. Think I shelved things? Think I vanished? Kidnapped? Hmm, if it is a good kidnapping I could go for that for a few days. Be a break. As long as they give me a bathroom and not a bucket. What? I went off there? I tend to do that. Haven't you learned that by now? What? Hard to learn when I don't post? Geez, give a cat a break. I have time to post here and there but not hop around. Do you want me to become a "g
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Blog postA post from the cat. How about that? Old lazy Pat has tried to stifle the cat. But you can't do that. I'm always up to bat. If only these claws hit buttons with ease. Then I'd post whenever I please. I could rhyme or not. With or without a plot. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll thrill. Maybe I'll confuse. Maybe I'll just amuse. But either way it's all on Pat. That working thing he needs to get rid of for the cat. Then we'd go broke? Bah, just get woke. Then you'd be all happy with glee. Or argue with ev
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Blog postEveryone has a favorite genre or genres to write. But what about your reading preferences? Do you read widely or only within the genre(s) you create stories for? What motivates your reading choice?
Maybe I'll flow.Maybe I won't.What do I know.Could do or don't.
This way I'll write.That way I'll rhyme.What comes into sight,May just be suck a lime.
Or maybe a lemon,Just to get you going.Like a little demon.Eye rhymes a showing.
I could read a short.I could read -
Blog postA friendly reminder of what? That I'm a rhyming cat? How about that. That I have over 130 books for sale? A plug without fail. That I've been blogging for over a decade now? Does that wow? That blogging is still a thing? That I still need to hear cha ching? That I should get on with it? Would that be friendly umm err shit? Should I swear? Should I care? Should I dare? I'm friendly. I swear.
Blogging is often more than just sharing stories. It’s often the start of special frien -
Blog postSo over at Birgit's there was a question that piqued my interest. Plus, it got old writer brain pondering. What 5 films would you want with you if you were stuck on an island or in the end of the world scenario for a while. Hmmm Let's just go with the first five that pop in.
And it came from Cinematic Delights's Blogathon: Five Films Forever
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The last thing I remember was being Shanghai-ed by some crummy human trafficker's after stumbling onto their o -
Blog postDon't I look so impressed? Bah, that is just the flashy thing I'm rolling my eyes at. These are great. They are mighty good to chew on. What? I can't read. What do I care what they say. Pat hid them on me though. How rude is that? Theresa and her Mixed Nuts whipped these up for me and sent them from her new etsy store and Pat took them away. So I figured while Pat is...
Pretending to do this when really...
He's doing this. I'd go for a day trip like her and her mixed nuts do.
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Blog postThe cat said that it was time for another post. The cat said that I wanted the cat said. The cat said he thinks you will get it by now. The cat said that you must have by now. The cat said we better get on with it. The cat said it was time to already. The cat said he was getting annoyed. The cat said for the human to stop typing. The cat said...ugg going to nap now. Here is the question which the cat didn't say.
Being a writer, when you're reading someone else's work, what sto -
Blog postSeriously, who puts a toilet on stairs? You humans are weird. I mean unless you are the perfect height, you either miss or hit your head on the ceiling. Or look like some demented frog when you sit down. The cat will keep the lid shut on this thing, much like how many wish to shut the lid on 2020 and watch it all flush down the toilet. But you may not want to do that just yet, as 2021 will be more of the same. Why flush twice? All right, before the Blabbermouth-ed one declares we ar
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Blog postUncle Pattie, the tiny humans, the furballs, and maybe even the cat hope all in blogland have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday, or just enjoy the day off.
(Yeah, I'm double dipping. Shhh. Not all follow me at the other place.) Enjoy the day and don't let the germs come in to play!
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Blog postIt's that time of year.The time for cheer.Christmas is near.Unless fat guys you fear.
Then out goes the cheer,Replaced by fear.Like any other time of year.After all, the end is near.
All around the sphere.The end is near.Near and dear.But Christmas is here.
So forget the near.Go for the cheer.Unless you still fear.Then stay right here.
Or drink many a beer.Could take away the fear.May make cheer appear.Or make you lose your career.
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Blog postIs it that time of year again? How many times have you said or heard that? I bet some people can't count that high. Then again, some people can't read that much either, so they may be in bliss as they say it. What? Is that not cheery for this time of year? Can a year have a time? Does it have its own clock? Is the clock a secret? Can a year be a year when it is just a human creation? All right, one more question before I fry any brain cells out there. Although that may be rough
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Blog postNope. No monsters, witches, ghosts, or hex bags up here. I think I'm good. Pffft as if such things were really there. The cat is just hiding his head so Jax doesn't see me rolling my eyes. She is kinda obsessed with such things. I mean having watched over 300 episodes of it multiple times does make you obsessed, right?
Pat has watched every episode too. I think the only thing that he's watched that has made more is Stargate. But that took the original, a spinoff, and one very -
Blog postSitting pretty but not at ease.Swaying in the subtle breeze.Fearing the return is coming.Hearing that familiar humming.
Kick. Kick. Kick.It doesn't have to stick.Life will come and life will go.In the end you'll learn and grow.
On the outside looking in,Always waiting to begin.Kick. Kick. Kick.It doesn't have to stick.Life will come and life will go.In the end you'll learn and grow.
At the end of the road.Carrying a heavy load.Kick. Kick. Kick.It doesn't have to st -
Blog postHere today we are going to ask why. I guess that would mean I am going to ask why. Or that would mean I am going to ask why that someone else asked. I guess why is just getting passed along. Why do you have to be so fickle why? Why am I talking to something that will never talk back? Unless Skynet comes into play and then why may talk back. Hmmm that probably still wouldn't work. I guess why is still crap outta luck. If there was such a thing as luck. Why must humans make stuff
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Blog postDo you see this? Do you see what Pat did? He put all kinds of things up there now? After the cat did all the work on the blog, now he thinks that he should get to share. There are even mutts and tiny humans.
He should be relegated to scribe.
Or on the end of the rock.
Or with a bunch of weirdos.
Or pretending to do good while I really did all the work.
Or being a hillbilly.
Or...nah....skip this one.
Or just posing.
Or sitting in -
Blog postThe cat got questioned a little while ago. Yeah. They wondered why their star didn't grow. They created a blog and posted. They couldn't believe it wasn't great because they hosted. No comments or views. They thought this was news. Ignore and block got hit. I don't have time for their umm egotistical spit. But I have time for this rhyme. Can do it any old time.
Here they flock.Here they squawk.Birds of a feather.No matter the weather.
This is bad.This is rad.This is grea -
Blog postWhat is that I see? Another one just flew over me. The tabbies are going to hate this post today, but I had to help Jax out as she is so whiny at her bay. I'd never hear the end of it if I didn't give her a go. So here we go with a bird show.
10 Reasons To Go To The Birds!
You could buy spray to keep the ticks away, but why do that? These guys can eat them and get fat.(But they may miss a few, so check everywhere. Yes. ticks even crawl up your butt crack. Check EVERYWHER -
Blog postPat was napping at our sea.Same couldn't be said for little old me.So I stole his phone and took a walk.First let's get to the why with our talk.
These things were outside the window yapping.They just screwed up my napping.So away I went for a stroll.Taking pictures was my goal.
Ninja turtle he is not.His story would have a very slow plot.
A slithering and a hiss.And he thought I'd miss.
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Blog postSadly, the title is true. By the time this runs off to the grind I will be going. Isn't work fun? I guess that means that I easily fit the question this time. Or maybe not. Should I try the question on before answering? Am I able to send it back without penalty? Do you offer free shipping? Hmmm...I went a little off the rails with that, even though I'm not on rails to begin with, but whatever. I'm at work. What do I care? I may go over some rails. Or just take a leak down some o
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Blog post#1Fiverr
This is one of the best ways for anyone to make money online. We all have a skill or something of use and you can provide a service of pretty much anything on there. If you can sing or draw, you really have it made. And don't let the Five in Fiverr fool you. At first, you are going to be working for pennies, but once you up your client base and start to get traction, you can really pull in the money.
Now, it won't happen overnight, you will have to work for peanuts at -
Blog postSo Jax wanted to get with the cat and give scary movies a go. After she said that, Pat and I both gave an eye roll though. How are humans scared of fake stuff? I can see jump scares or scaring the tiny humans, but aren't the big ugly humans supposed to have a brain? Is a script scary?
I don't know about you humans, but we'll still play with Raviolis and Waterworks today.
So you have a guy that has a knife and you have big guns but you can't stop him because....because...he has
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