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Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof Paperback – April 26, 2011
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Top Customer Reviews
This book, Pat the Zombie, is an obvious parody of that popular book for babies -- and not just as it relates to the book's title. Nope, it even includes the little girl and boy, Judy and Paul, from that original book. But in this new creepy rendition, Judy doesn't just pat the bunny. On the usual page-spread with the fuzzy bunny, the words say, "Judy can gut the zombie. Now YOU can gut the zombie" (and the gory, gutted zombie is the fuzzy bunny). Another example is based on the page from the baby book where Paul (and YOU) can put fingers through Mommy's ring. Well, in this new book, the words are, "Paul can put his finger through Mummy's skull. Now YOU can put your finger through Mummy's skull." And, yes, you can. There are also putrefying faces to feel.
The quality of this book isn't that great, but that's not really why I bought it. It's gory, disgusting, and sick...and, therefore, the perfect silly gift for any fellow zombie enthusiasts who also grew up with this beloved baby book. This version is most definitely NOT for babies.
Older kids will probably get a kick out of this book, especially if they have toddler/pre-school siblings who have the original. (I'm debating showing to my 7yo who happens to love all things Zombies and has a 4yo sister). Just don't accidentally swap the two books at story time, or CPS will be knocking at your door.
Did I mention the scratch-n-sniff guts smell horrible?
It is a short book, pages and story wise.
There are little sight and tough gags throughout allowing reminiscing and play.
Overall, a fun read/spoof!
If you have read the original and have a sense of humor and pulse, you will like this novelty.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I bought this as part of a care package I was sending to my boyfriend when he was overseas because he has the same morbid humor as me. We definitely both got a kick out of it.Published 4 months ago by Amazon Customer
Great novelty book, but has an awful scent to it. Realllly unappealing.Published 6 months ago by Carolyn Kelly
Very very weird. I bought it as a Christmas present for my friend and she absolutely loved it. The interactive parts on the inside are quite funny, although I couldn't bring myself... Read morePublished 8 months ago by Kelsey BUrstrom
It was funny in a sick way. If you're a zombie fan you will like itPublished 17 months ago by Gary Owens
hilarious. very flimsy book though. if it was sturdier i would give it 5 stars.Published 19 months ago by genesis