Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies – The Dark Humored Biscuit That Bites Back – 13 pcs
- The cookies are as black as the humor, but there is nothing macabre about the sweet taste. But be careful, they bite back.
- Each cookie contains a different ominous misfortune. With a diverse range of prophecies, foresee your future with brutal honesty.
- Pechkeks are vegan friendly and contain no artificial additives. But that’s where the niceties end.
- Set a celebratory mood with a dose of pessimism. A great party starter for birthdays, halloween or even weddings.
- Made with darkness and misfortune in Germany. Every cookie is individually wrapped and comes in a artistic gift box.
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Honest, direct and mean. The Pechkeks misfortune cookies will predict your ails, trials and failures with eerie accuracy. Best enjoyed in the company of friends and family, you’ll likely need supportive shoulders to cry on.
As they say, the truth hurts.
Some are merely mean, while others are downright wicked. It’s no coincidence that Pechkeks misfortune cookies are the same colour as their humour – pitch black, that is. There will be no promises of success, eternal love or wealth here.
Black cookies and black humour. Ideal for Lucky Lukes and Bad-Luck Brians, superwomen and high-flyers, crybabies and wussy wimps, iron ladies and tough guys.
Their tastiness may mislead you, but it’s the only nice thing about them. The crunchy texture masks the true hardness of the biscuit. Read what’s inside and learn what’s in store for you.
Get a glimpse into your future that is brutally honest and pessimistic.
Try them, if you dare.
Individually Wrapped in Darkness
Even the wrappers are mean. With 4 different ghastly designs, each with its own dark premonition, the fun starts as soon as you open the box.
Great Gift Idea
Pechkeks come ready to gift or serve to unsuspecting guests and companions. Get a pessimistic take on what the future holds.
Share them around, as misery loves company.
1,000’s of Unique Misfortunes
The evil minds behind Pechkeks have curated thousands of different messages. No two friends will share the same misfortune from any one box, so share yours and see how others have fared.
Bad Luck Has Never Been So Fun
Have fun with us as we bring some dark-hearted humor to the party. So eat away and enjoy some laughs at your expense.
And remember, don’t take your misfortune too seriously, only you control your destiny!
We’re Friendly, Sometimes
Pechkeks Misfortune cookies are vegan friendly. That means no animals were harmed or their products used to make these delicious cookies – we save the nastiness for humans alone.
The black color comes from natural food coloring. Just don’t ask where we found a substance so dark.
Made in the south of Germany to high food standards. There are few things in this world that we take seriously, but the quality of all our products is without compromise.
Bad luck. Everyone knows it, everyone has experienced it, yet few know where it manifests. At Pechkeks of course, the centre of black humor.
Pechkeks are all about finding light in dark places. We’ve embraced the darkness and are spreading the message with a touch of humor.
If you’ve fallen face first in the mud, Pechkeks will make sure to push your head under!
Dark Prophecies. Brutally Honest. Mercilessly Funny.
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
WHEAT FLOUR, Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifying Agent: SOYA LECITHINS, Clour: Carbon, Rapeseed Oil, Flavouring, Salt, Raising Agent: Sodium Bicarbonate
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Only giving two stars considering the packaging was interesting & fit the product well
The cookies are jet black, and evenly colored.
The misfortunes are nicely printed, Ave I've yet to recieve a duplicate.
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