There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather than imaginary flying elves bearing sacks of licensed Star Wars characters, this particular ornament is made for you. More precisely, it's made for your tree, but if you want to wear it, who are we to stop you?



| Production Method | We source our ornaments from the finest old-growth Maori ornament vine fields, which are naturally fertilized exclusively with unicorn poop. Our garret studio is smoke, pet, radon, and Slim Whitman music-free, and we carefully speak in hushed, soothing tones around the ornaments so as not to alarm them during the printing process. Our sublimation presses were hand-crafted in the 17th century by Tyrolean fisherpersons (who had nothing better to do since there aren't a lot of fish in the Tyrolian mountains), using wood reclaimed from ancient Nova Scotian barns. How they did this, since they were in Tyrolia and the barns were thousands of miles away in Nova Scotia, we don't know, but that's what they told us, and they seemed honest enough. Actually, we design and print all of our ornaments in our home studio using non-toxic, earth-friendly inks. That first part seemed more appropriate for Amazon Handmade. Tyrolian fisherperson-approved |
|---|---|
| Width | 0.13 inches |
| Height | 2.75 inches |
| Length | 3.75 inches |
| Color | Black |
| Material | Glass |
| Finish Type | High Gloss |
| Surface Treatment Method | Sublimation |
Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them.
To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness.
Learn more how customers reviews work on Amazon |