- File Size: 344 KB
- Print Length: 92 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publication Date: May 22, 2013
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00CYRH3H0
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #11,577 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
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Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (Career Ending Romance Spoof) (Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters) Kindle Edition
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Robyn did not disappoint, but this time no beverages were drunk during the reading of this book and my cat sat safely on the back of the couch.
Oh, and with visits from Mother Nature (I kept seeing the old margarine commercial every time Mother Nature was in a scene) and Poseidon, what's not to love?
Be warned, this is not for anyone under the age of 18 or anyone who is easily offended, because Robyn's warped sense of humor and unique--and hilarious--profanities are definitely of the adult variety. Escapist humor at its best.
I laughed my way through this romance spoof (which was greatly needed, so thank you!); had a hilariously fun time meeting all the characters; and realized that this one story was just **not** enough of Pirate Dave. I read the 3 bonus chapters at the end of the story that had spun off this spoof story and already feel that they are family - can't wait to finish that story. In checking Robyn Peterman's booklist for more gems from Pirate Dave, I noticed an author interview that Pirate Dave hi-jacked from his author Robyn. I recommend that you check Robyn's Blog site and read the interview - if you are not already familiar with Darynda Jones and her main character Charley, Pirate Dave ensures through the course of the interview that you meet them on quite an intimate level. Since they are Pirate Dave's newest crush, Darynda and Charley have been added to my new-author-series reading crush - any crush of Pirate Dave's is a reading crush of mine. ~grin~
And I am thrilled that several rumors mention that there are several more offerings from Robyn during the remainder of the calendar year, including at least one of those will be devoted strictly to more Pirate Dave Adventures. Even better - more going on with Rena and the porno grannies are in one or maybe 2 upcoming books. Just all rumors, you know - but where there is smoke, there's a flurry of words hitting those pages. **Whatever** additional writings appear in these series, I will gladly read.
A quick mention to Pirate Dave - you need to remember more often that you **are** a Time-Travelling Vampire Warlock Pirate. You really get yourself into sooooo many situations that could be avoided if you actually remembered you have all these additional powers **outside** of the bedroom. We all have short-term memory issues, especially as we get older - but your memory lapses seem to be beyond the norm, even for Time-Travelling Vampire Warlock Pirates. ~smile~
Thankfully the story mainly takes place in 1492, because Laverne and Shirley do not seem to mind Dave's lice-infested chest hair, or his "manly" body odor. Personal hygiene is not a primary concern for pirates, thank you very much. In between accidentally slaughtering his crew, boinking Shirley, screaming insults at Poseidon (who responds with well-placed lightning bolts), and time-traveling for antibiotics and shopping binges, Dave manages to cross paths with a blind troll, a surgical team at Johns Hopkins Medical Center, and an immortal hag with giant fake boobs.
Truly a renaissance man!
This novella had me laughing, snickering, giggling and constantly yelling to my bemused husband, "Hey Honey, have you ever heard this one?" Even my manly stud of a mate learned a few things from Pirate Dave, my friends.
Everyone needs a little Pirate Dave in their life. Bawdy smut with laugh-out-loud humor is a rare combination. Go download this little gem!
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