Twas’ the night before Christmas, when all through the house
My stomach was churning while the matches I doused.
The stench of my poop hung thick in the air,
While afraid that the smell would singe my nose-hair.
I spooned with the wifey all snug in our bed
While my innards continued to caused me to dread.
Was it something I ate? Or what’s going on?
And do I hear Mr. Hankey’s Christmas poo song?
When out of my bottom there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to the bathroom and relieved the gross matter.
It hit me again three more times that same night.
And I worried for the morning with my poor poopy plight.
By now the whole house smelled like a zoo.
With Christmas in the morning, what was I to do?
The matches all gone and the candles all melted.
There was no question that I had done dealt-it!
When what to my wondering, my wifey appeared
And asked “what in the world has happened in here?”
There was toilet paper amuck and the stench hung real thick.
She gasped for fresh air, and ran out the door with a click.
She was gone for an hour, I’m not sure quite where to-
But with the foul smelling odor, I couldn’t blame her- could you?
She returned with a bag from a store across town.
And pleaded honey “use this and stop messing around.”
With that she whipped out a little magical bottle
Then tossed it to me and said “babe, go full throttle!”
I spritzed up that bowl with a couple of sprays
And in the toilet a giant ol’ doozy was laid.
I paused for a moment to see what would happen,
Expecting for my nose to take quite the slappin’.
But to my joyous surprise and my utter delight
There was no more foul smell- NO SIR, NOT TONIGHT!
What was this great stuff that smelled like peaches and cream?
Was I merely sleeping? Was this all a sweet dream?
Hark, it was real- for on the door I heard a knock.
Twas’ my wifey saying “It’s my turn on the pot!”
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Works as advertised. I love leaving these in my guest bathrooms for gusts to use during their stays, if needed. Nobody has to be embarrassed! Also great product for yankee swap!
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