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Not Pounded By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Non-Fungible Tingler That Is Literally This NFT" Because Of The Current Catastrophic Environmental And Ethical Impact Kindle Edition

by Chuck Tingle (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 11 ratings
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When Rosey realizes her dinosaur girlfriend, Memoon, is repeating several bizarre patterns throughout the month, she grows concerned about this strange behavior. It’s soon revealed that Memoon is a mass-produced clone, and Rosey breaks up with her.

Lost and looking for company, Rosey joins her friend at a nearby art gallery, but it quickly becomes apparent this isn’t any old showing. Now wrapped up in the world of digital, non-fungible artwork, Rosey is struggling to understand the environmental and ethical implications of these NFTs as she searches for a one-of-a-kind date.

But things take a turn for the strange when the gallery itself begins to glitch and overheat. Rosey suddenly realizes that she’s part of a brand new, fourth wall shattering story, diverging from the original path as both she, and the writer Chuck Tingle, learn the sad truth about non-fungible tokens in this no sex tingler.

This important no sex tale is 4,300 words of ethical course correction through understanding the implication of NFTs in their current (and likely future) state.
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    March 18, 2021
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08ZJN5L49
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ March 18, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2183 KB
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 39 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
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Chuck Tingle

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Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Learn more at www.ChuckTingle.com

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cybereality
5.0 out of 5 stars Absurd and Ridiculously Funny.
Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2021
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Just found out about Chuck Tingle and this is the first book I read. This book is so funny and well written too. Looking at the cover, it looks like a joke, and it is, but it's a good short story too. The author is a genius. Also comes with a bonus book about quitting your job. Worth it.
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David Gerard
5.0 out of 5 stars The correct response to NFTs, from an aggrieved self-published author
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 21, 2021
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Dr. Chuck Tingle has spoken — and in a good and proper world, that should just about wrap it up for NFTs.

Tingle is not a fan of NFTs. “Way of NFT is a devilman plot to make the world hot as heck (typical devils).” [Twitter]

Not Pounded follows from Tingle’s previous plan to do a book as an NFT. Tingle announced on 18 March that he would be doing a tingler as a single copy with an NFT. Tingle’s fans went “oh no,” and Tingle found it cost $200 in gas to put a token on Ethereum. So he read up on NFTs, was horrified by the environmental cost of proof-of-work blockchains, and released this book later on 18 March, the same day. (Tingle works fast.)

Not Pounded is one of Tingle’s non-erotic tinglers. Rosey breaks up with her velociraptor girlfriend Memoon when Memoon reveals that she is a mass-produced clone. Rosey joins her friend Lisa at an art gallery. The gallery is bare of visible art, and hotter and hotter as you go in — because of a wall of computers calculating a blockchain. Lisa and Rosie fall into a computer screen to look at the NFTs.

> I just stare at her blankly. “So wait … are NFT’s the art, or the plaques?”

> My friend looks a little worried as I say this. She leans in close, dropping her voice to a hushed whisper. “The plaques, but don’t say it too loud, alright? These people are very invested in the whole idea.”

Rosey eventually meets the Non-Fungible Tingler — a book with herself on the cover. The gallery starts overheating and glitching …

The bonus story is the heartwarming Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit. The last third of the book is just a list of Tingle’s previous works.

Not Pounded is a heartfelt rant from a self-published writer who’s looked at the NFT phenomenon and is appalled by what he sees. This cost me £2.14 and it was worth every penny.

If you know Chuck Tingle, you’ll enjoy this one. If this is your first tingler, it’ll give you some idea of what Tingle does — though for fullest understanding, you might want to start with Mark Oshiro’s dramatic reading of Space Raptor Butt Invasion at Penguicon 2016. (CONTENT WARNING: explicit sex, salty language.) You can find it on YouTube.

Dr. Tingle tweeted his final word on NFTs:

> instead of trying to support art by buying digital plaques with your name on it that has no meaning or actual connection to the art JUST SUPPORT ARTISTS BY BUYING THEIR ART. NFTs are good example of trying to fix problem that already has had very easy solution for 1000s of years
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