- File Size: 495 KB
- Print Length: 124 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publisher: Green Muffin Publishing (June 28, 2016)
- Publication Date: June 28, 2016
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B01GLYCPCE
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,479,003 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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That might not be your cup of tea. More frog than prince charming. And if you can get past that, then what you will find, at its very base level, is a story of two lonely people who find something very unexpected, yet very welcome at a child's birthday party.
On a purely technical level, the characters created by the author have a sense of reality about them which is sometimes missing. Flawed, and struggling with life. And I think that this really allows the reader to make a connection.
Overall, this was a well written, unusual romance. I don't think it quite hit all the right notes for me, but it was, nevertheless, very readable.
I received a copy in exchange for an honest review.
In all honesty, I wasn’t expecting The Best Book Ever when I picked up The Princess and the Clown and, you know what, I wasn’t at all disappointed. It’s rude, slightly funny and not at all erotic and just what I needed to waste away a few hours while stuck as a passenger in a car. I’m not real good at being a back seat driver.
Ralph/Jango was once a pretty successful clown with the circus but his act broke up years ago. Now he’s 40-something and entertains spoiled rich kids to pay the bills. This is how he meets Jules, AKA Princess Aurora, another 40-something, nearly washed up performer. Ralph is super professional but there is something about Jules that brings out the pervy in ol’ Jango the Clown.
Hijinks, sarcasm and dirty sex ensue but the sex isn’t all that explicit, it’s just mostly gross, at least if you’re use to reading the stuff I’ve been reading. I found it amusing, both characters were so prickly, “I’m a horrible person and you’re one ugly mother . . . A perfect fit if I’ve ever seen one.” that it was funny. But I’m not like most people. So be warned.
Who do I recommend it to? Only you weirdos like me with some time to burn.
I was surprised by how much I loved the main character. Ralph is a sad washed up clown who would be considered a total loser in our society, but there's something about him that makes you feel for the guy. And his princess is so terrible, but she's real and that seems to work somehow. The sex scenes are hilarious and disgusting which fits them perfectly.