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Punching Tom Hanks: Dropkicking Gorillas and Pummeling Zombified Ex-Presidents---a Guide to Beating Up Anything Paperback – June 7, 2011
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“If you have a healthy thirst for knowledge and the rage of a man packed to the gills with 'roids, then this book is for you!” ―Sarah Silverman, author of THE BEDWETTER
“I had doubts about this book, but Kevin beat those doubts up. That's right, he's able to beat up the CONCEPT OF DOUBT.” ―Patton Oswalt, star of Pixar's "Ratatouille"
“Kevin Seccia's beat-down of a book is the perfect cure for the pummeling you've been taking from life. Funny, smart, and twisted. I give it five fists to the eye socket.” ―Greg Behrendt, coauthor of the bestselling He's Just Not That Into You
“The title is sure to get this book some attention. It's quite funny, too, a light-hearted guide to, well, beating up people (animals, too). For example, here's how to beat up a man carrying a baguette: first, make like you're going for his bread, then 'drill the man with a hard shot, right between the eyes,' then a left hook, then eat some of the bread. If you're interested in how to beat up a T. Rex, a time-traveling caveman, a guy helping to get a kitten out of a tree, an old-timey pirate, the author of this book, someone from Delaware, Death, a minotaur, or Zombie Abe Lincoln, this is definitely the book for you. As for Tom Hanks, well, he's a famously big-hearted man, so that right there is his weakness ('and may God have mercy on your soul for punching Tom Hanks'). Stand-up comic and television writer Seccia maintains a jaunty tone throughout, and it's impossible to read the book without cracking a smile and maybe even emitting a few guffaws.” ―David Pitt, Booklist
About the Author
KEVIN SECCIA is a writer and stand-up comedian who has appeared on CBS's "The Late Late Show" and Comedy Central's "Premium Blend." He has written for Ellen Degeneres, numerous live-action and animated shows, and was a staff writer on G4's "Attack of the Show."
Top Customer Reviews
In Punching Tom Hanks, Seccia details, chapter by chapter, how to beat up various things - animals, celebrities, historical figures, etc - all while hilariously mocking everything he despises and exposing the brazen egoist in us all.
My favorite sections are: How to Beat Up the Guy You're Trapped With on a Bamboo Raft (which includes a lengthy reverie into the therapeutic quality of washing dishes), How to Beat Up a Guy Named Lefty (this entry mainly consists of Seccia pointing out how pathetic it is to be nicknamed Lefty - what, your only defining characteristic is being left-handed?), How to Beat up Jon Hamm (a rapturous ode to Hamm's handsomeness), How To Beat Up Rocky Balboa from Rocky IV (which begins with the line: "I think about the movie Rocky IV more than a grown man should, which is to say, I think about the movie Rocky IV") and How To Beat Up a Wacky Uncle (here Seccia gets surprisingly dark and you almost start crying before laughing again, one page later).
In one entry, How To Beat Up a Bully, the normally cocksure and ridiculously delusional narrator is replaced by Seccia himself as he tells the story of how he actually beat up his high school bully. Even though the tone of this entry is more grounded than the rest, it's just as funny, while also being relatable in the way good personal stories are. I'd love to see more like this from Seccia - maybe a novel or memoir.
So go track down the universe in which you don't own this book and punch it right in the jaw.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Kevin Seccia is a brilliant, young (ok, young-ish) author, who has a tendency to fill the pages with so many laugh out loud moments, one feels it should come with it's own drinking... Read morePublished 13 months ago by Andrea R. Flores
A hilarious guide to surviving the most absurd situations. Bought it as gifts for many of my friends who all loved it.Published 20 months ago by manny
The book came in quickly and was in good condition. Thank you. I love this book. My daughter had it and I read and I liked it so much I just had to have my own copy.Published 20 months ago by Sally