If you, like me, love Lucy, stay far away from this book. An early promo led me to believe this would be a bit of historical fiction about Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz developing their series and finding success in early television. My daughter has been an "I Love Lucy" fan for years, so I pre-ordered it for her. Thank goodness I was interested in Lucy, too, and decided to read it first.
The book is a fantasy memoir in which the author suggests his grandfather had an affair with Lucille Ball just when she was pitching "I Love Lucy" to networks (and pregnant with Lucie, yet!). He writes in vivid detail about their sexual encounter.
Rarely do I find a book to be without any admirable characters, but this story is laced with an underlying anger that taints each and every character. Strauss even references the beloved episode with Lucy and Harpo Marx by calling Harpo a "has-been".
This book is insulting and offensive to Miss Ball and to her fans. The copy I bought will not go to my daughter or even to a thrift store. This one goes in the trash.
I would have given this 0 stars, but the review format insisted on at least 1.
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“A delight! You’ll enjoy Strauss’s life of the comedian who was calling her own shots at a time when women were expected to fade into the background. This book makes you hope.”—Elisabeth Egan, New York Times Book Review
“An impossibly daring premise for a novel — an act of almost Lucy-level audaciousness! Exceptionally well-told. And Strauss conjures up those heady days with such vibrancy it’s impossible not to hope that everything might work out after all… Brilliant.”—Ron Charles, Washington Post Book World
“As in Strauss’s other books, the movement here is perpetual and multidirectional; it never stops. A close comparison would be to filmmakers like Altman, Cassavetes, or the Safdies — always churning, developing…. The author asserts himself, here as elsewhere in his books, through his rigorously playful approach to language. The Queen of Tuesday reads like a dream painted in bold and fearsome strokes.”—The Boston Globe
Timeless… Strauss’ ingenious and bittersweet fourth novel, The Queen of Tuesday, seems genuinely to lament a love affair that never happened. It’d be the perfect ’50s screen romance! But Strauss knows what time we’re living in.”—Los Angeles Times Books
“Anything Darin Strauss writes is magic. I have been his fan since the beginning of time, and I will be his fan until the sun explodes.”—Elizabeth Gilbert, author of Eat, Pray, Love
“’Half memoir and half make-believe, this boisterous novel relates an imagined affair between Lucille Ball and the author’s grandfather… a touching account of the sacrifices that Lucille makes to preserve her ‘most genuine’ relationship: the one ‘between her and the public.’”—The New Yorker
“With The Queen of Tuesday, Darin Strauss rescues history’s outtakes to edit his own gorgeous, Technicolor take on America in the middle of the 20th century… Bold, brassy, and big-hearted!”—Colson Whitehead, author of Underground Railroad
“Weaving fiction with family memoir, Strauss delivers a rollicking read that touches on Long Island’s 1950s suburb-boom, the birth of the modern television era and a reassessment of his family's legends….”—Newsday
“So many brilliant passages in Darin Strauss’ new novel The Queen of Tuesday…even the asides are penetrating. I loved it.”—New York Magazine
“A great read!”—Jenny Offil author of Weather
“The Queen of Tuesday is a beautiful cinematic story…In a gorgeous imagined history of a not long ago world, the novelist Strauss allows us to remember our deeply held wishes to invent our lives and memories for our privately held loves. Like The Great Gatsby, Strauss reminds us here that ghosts unseen who remain deeply felt renew our heart’s most passionate yearnings and ambitions.”—Min Jin Lee, author of Pachinko
A home run!”—Gary Shteyngart, author of Lake Success
“Darin Strauss has resurrected a lost world—the grand movie that never aired, the truncated epic of what might have been between Lucille Ball and his grandfather. Part elegy, part mystery, part speculative memoir, here is a love story unlike any you’ve read before—spiked with Hollywood scandal and the secrets families keep across generations. Strauss is a beautiful and funny and piercing writer, and this book is a gift.”—Karen Russell, author of Orange World and Other Stories
“A brilliant evocation of a magical time and place, and it’s really fun and smart.”—NBC News
Through Strauss’ riveting, Technicolor storytelling…readers learn about the elusive nature of love and lust, infidelity and partnerships, truths and lies.”—LA Weekly
“Wonderful!”—Andrew Sean Greer, author of Less
“An impossibly daring premise for a novel — an act of almost Lucy-level audaciousness! Exceptionally well-told. And Strauss conjures up those heady days with such vibrancy it’s impossible not to hope that everything might work out after all… Brilliant.”—Ron Charles, Washington Post Book World
“As in Strauss’s other books, the movement here is perpetual and multidirectional; it never stops. A close comparison would be to filmmakers like Altman, Cassavetes, or the Safdies — always churning, developing…. The author asserts himself, here as elsewhere in his books, through his rigorously playful approach to language. The Queen of Tuesday reads like a dream painted in bold and fearsome strokes.”—The Boston Globe
Timeless… Strauss’ ingenious and bittersweet fourth novel, The Queen of Tuesday, seems genuinely to lament a love affair that never happened. It’d be the perfect ’50s screen romance! But Strauss knows what time we’re living in.”—Los Angeles Times Books
“Anything Darin Strauss writes is magic. I have been his fan since the beginning of time, and I will be his fan until the sun explodes.”—Elizabeth Gilbert, author of Eat, Pray, Love
“’Half memoir and half make-believe, this boisterous novel relates an imagined affair between Lucille Ball and the author’s grandfather… a touching account of the sacrifices that Lucille makes to preserve her ‘most genuine’ relationship: the one ‘between her and the public.’”—The New Yorker
“With The Queen of Tuesday, Darin Strauss rescues history’s outtakes to edit his own gorgeous, Technicolor take on America in the middle of the 20th century… Bold, brassy, and big-hearted!”—Colson Whitehead, author of Underground Railroad
“Weaving fiction with family memoir, Strauss delivers a rollicking read that touches on Long Island’s 1950s suburb-boom, the birth of the modern television era and a reassessment of his family's legends….”—Newsday
“So many brilliant passages in Darin Strauss’ new novel The Queen of Tuesday…even the asides are penetrating. I loved it.”—New York Magazine
“A great read!”—Jenny Offil author of Weather
“The Queen of Tuesday is a beautiful cinematic story…In a gorgeous imagined history of a not long ago world, the novelist Strauss allows us to remember our deeply held wishes to invent our lives and memories for our privately held loves. Like The Great Gatsby, Strauss reminds us here that ghosts unseen who remain deeply felt renew our heart’s most passionate yearnings and ambitions.”—Min Jin Lee, author of Pachinko
A home run!”—Gary Shteyngart, author of Lake Success
“Darin Strauss has resurrected a lost world—the grand movie that never aired, the truncated epic of what might have been between Lucille Ball and his grandfather. Part elegy, part mystery, part speculative memoir, here is a love story unlike any you’ve read before—spiked with Hollywood scandal and the secrets families keep across generations. Strauss is a beautiful and funny and piercing writer, and this book is a gift.”—Karen Russell, author of Orange World and Other Stories
“A brilliant evocation of a magical time and place, and it’s really fun and smart.”—NBC News
Through Strauss’ riveting, Technicolor storytelling…readers learn about the elusive nature of love and lust, infidelity and partnerships, truths and lies.”—LA Weekly
“Wonderful!”—Andrew Sean Greer, author of Less
About the Author
Darin Strauss is the author of the bestselling novels Chang and Eng, The Real McCoy, and More Than It Hurts You; the memoir Half a Life, winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award; and a bestselling comic-book series, Olivia Twist. These have been New York Times Notable Books and Newsweek, Los Angeles Times, San Francisco Chronicle, Chicago Tribune, and NPR best books of the year, among other honors. The recipient of a Guggenheim Fellowship, an American Library Association award, and numerous additional prizes, Strauss has been translated into fourteen languages and published in nineteen countries. He is the clinical professor of fiction in the graduate writing program at New York University.
--This text refers to the paperback edition.
Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
Nightfall, the Beach at Coney Island
A cloud lifts, and look—here’s Manhattan, tiara-bright and brash, American initiative written in glitter. It’s 1949. Hundreds of cars are driving from the city to the sea. Cadillacs and Packards and wood-bodied Fords. Snaking along Stillwell Ave, they stretch a tail for miles under a Warner Bros. sky.
People are coming in the tangerine twilight to view a collapse.
Hey, that’s your favorite celebrity over there. On the boardwalk, her white shoes scuffed black with sand. (If she’s not famous now, just wait.) She’s striding—confidenting—right into this party. And into the elation of this party. Banners promise or warn A Night You’ll Remember. Walking beside the actress, her husband raises his fist. She isn’t really sure he’s joking.
Earlier, she’d been angry enough to throw a glass; he’d smashed her compact. Your typical knock-down-drag-out. Her husband’s not quite famous yet, either.
And the actress certainly will remember this night. There’s a boy in suede gloves who’s botching it, failing to reach her. The gloves are lemon-colored: it’s a bright-colored time. Tonight, the actress will drop into trouble and watch the sparks in their upward flight. And her husband’s fists will be used in earnest.
For now, the husband mopes. “It’s no good you keep insulting me,” he says, his accent having its way with the words. “I have to know this ‘torch’ expression. Can you explain ‘carry a torch’?”
She says, “Just a habit men have of walking around on fire.” You recognize her—a woman who’s learned the score. “Burning yourself, getting singed, like that.”
Another banner: A Party for the Ages—Elizabeth Trump & Son.
The actress feels chilly. That’s Coney Island in April for you. She’s also frustratingly unseen. The actress has bumped through life knowing what it is to be ignored, even by quote “loved ones.” At tonight’s party, she wants to be noticed by the husband she loves. But also, especially, by men she doesn’t.
First she has to push her way to the boldface names at the water. It surprises her, a little, how the confident can darken a big, open beach.
Partygoers have thronged to the tide line and the first pleats of brown sand. It’s like a religious ceremony where the theologics have been erased. These people are here to worship themselves. That’s only natural. Americans in this little breather from history stand pretty much alone on a cindered map. Every house needs a Westinghouse. The ad style is peppy, with pep and sincerity intertwined. Relax in casual slax. Make a date with Rocket 8. Across the country: fresh purchases and attitudes, fresh beliefs. Plus, it’s been sunny all year and the perfect song is always playing, at just the right volume.
The actress and her husband start down the sand.
In this moment, there is no city but New York City. The long Atlantic keeps pulse at the shore here. It’s glamorous. The air’s strung with laughs and the rattle of sequins, popping flashbulbs. But the actress has a problem now. Her last-chance break is simply not happening.
She doesn’t consider taking her husband’s hand. Nor has he offered it. “On important nights, you louse things up,” he says. “Many times I just do not get you.”
“Hey, that’s my line. You always make me come get you.”
She—or the woman she has trained herself to be—is a bit excessive when not the center of attention. The high, provoking brows; bright hair pinned and lifted off the neck.
“Don’t snap your cap, sweetie,” the actress continues. “When I accuse you for real, you’ll know.”
The kid wearing lemon-suede gloves has to run over and tell the actress about the destruction that’s coming. It’s his actual job tonight. But will the kid reach her? His path across the boardwalk is choked by tuxedoed waiters and linen tabletops. The actress even from this distance is a woman of sedan curves, fantastic. Legs he’d want to die between. The kid’s driven by intensities he had no idea were in him.
“Good luck,” the actress tells her husband. “So remember, the plan is— Hey, wait a second.”
The husband piles ahead; he pretends not to hear. All around, partygoing women contemplate the beach, shoes in hand. And the actress is alone.
This is a party with a political purpose. As is the custom at such parties—the shifts of bigwigs and schemes—the biggest and most important have together made their own scrum. The actress watches her husband jostle toward these fancy people, and she—
She feels somebody’s stare. On her mouth, neckline, her throat. She moves a protective hand over the dimple in her collarbone. And keeps it there. Fingers on two hard dots.
It’s the kid with the lemon-suede gloves: “Miss Puente!” He comes straight up. “Martha Puente, right?”
She stops walking.
“You know, the world’s never seen a destruction party before, miss.” The kid gleams with the importance of any teen given a duty. He recites his statement: “Ready, Martha—may I call you Martha?— er, ready to destroy the world?”
The kid, and with good reason, keeps calling her Martha Puente. Martha Puente is not her name.
She knows what’s what tonight. The man hosting this party wants to get something obliterated. The actress is here to get something made.
She isn’t Martha Puente, any more than she’s Diane Belmont or Montana Hearn. With those names, she’d been trying to catch something she’d almost found.
The kid’s saying, “I mean, destroy metaphorically. It’s gonna be a hoot. Because . . .”
What a time to be left alone here. She’s just schlepped back from Hollywood. Nightmarish trip! Los Angeles: a shuffle of faces and studio commands. Instructions about eyebrows, diction, about posture. Also about not falling for nice ethnics. She had been run through a showbiz machine that existed, far as she could tell, to conventionalize the neck length of swans for better sale to a nation of ducklings. (She’d sat through studio reprimands with parted lips and just listened.) But MGM terminated her contract last month. She’d failed as a movie star.
“Miss Puente?” The kid’s scratching at a puberty cluster on his cheek.
The actress gives her smile of special elegance anyway. (Her beauty can still draw a gasp when she smiles, when she pouts.) But after twenty bit-part years, although still kind of young, she’s also probably washed up.
Another bad break: It looks as if her husband is holding back to chat with Nanette Fabray, of all people. Goddamn him. Nanette Fa-bare-ass?! Now?
But hang on a sec.
Instead of quitting and slinking back upstate—where the cold Chautauqua always springs tears from her face—after silently admitting, It’s over, I’ll never achieve, and also my husband’s talking to a harlot not ten yards from me, instead she surprises herself.
“A hoot?” she says. She often surprises herself. “Kid, parties are for single women and cheating men. When you die, you’ll regret the things you did when you could’ve been home relaxing. Nice gloves. The name’s not Martha Puente.”
And her brazen right eyebrow rises just a little.
“The name,” she says on this April night two years, six months, and four days before her triumph, “is Lucille Ball.”
. . .
Maybe it’s just an innocent little chat there across the beach with Lucille’s husband and Nanette Fabray?
Looking over, she doesn’t notice that the kid with the gloves’s face has gone red. She’d done a few wartime “Martha Puente” spreads for Yank magazine, the Army publication. (The G.I.s had had fun with the centerfold, with the word Yank itself, General Ike’s hairy-palms-and-blindness campaign.) The kid’s standing here smitten, having kept that photo under his mattress all through junior high.
He doesn’t know what to do. Say something to her.
“It was only that . . .” He hunts around his brain for a suave line. “It was I could see right off you’re uh . . .” (Being an adolescent means running this kind of vain scavenger hunt every day.) “I guess I don’t know what you mean. You’re not Martha Puente?”
Lucille brought her hand to his shoulder.
“Kid, I’m in show business.” She smiles right at him. “I don’t mean a thing.” --This text refers to the paperback edition.
A cloud lifts, and look—here’s Manhattan, tiara-bright and brash, American initiative written in glitter. It’s 1949. Hundreds of cars are driving from the city to the sea. Cadillacs and Packards and wood-bodied Fords. Snaking along Stillwell Ave, they stretch a tail for miles under a Warner Bros. sky.
People are coming in the tangerine twilight to view a collapse.
Hey, that’s your favorite celebrity over there. On the boardwalk, her white shoes scuffed black with sand. (If she’s not famous now, just wait.) She’s striding—confidenting—right into this party. And into the elation of this party. Banners promise or warn A Night You’ll Remember. Walking beside the actress, her husband raises his fist. She isn’t really sure he’s joking.
Earlier, she’d been angry enough to throw a glass; he’d smashed her compact. Your typical knock-down-drag-out. Her husband’s not quite famous yet, either.
And the actress certainly will remember this night. There’s a boy in suede gloves who’s botching it, failing to reach her. The gloves are lemon-colored: it’s a bright-colored time. Tonight, the actress will drop into trouble and watch the sparks in their upward flight. And her husband’s fists will be used in earnest.
For now, the husband mopes. “It’s no good you keep insulting me,” he says, his accent having its way with the words. “I have to know this ‘torch’ expression. Can you explain ‘carry a torch’?”
She says, “Just a habit men have of walking around on fire.” You recognize her—a woman who’s learned the score. “Burning yourself, getting singed, like that.”
Another banner: A Party for the Ages—Elizabeth Trump & Son.
The actress feels chilly. That’s Coney Island in April for you. She’s also frustratingly unseen. The actress has bumped through life knowing what it is to be ignored, even by quote “loved ones.” At tonight’s party, she wants to be noticed by the husband she loves. But also, especially, by men she doesn’t.
First she has to push her way to the boldface names at the water. It surprises her, a little, how the confident can darken a big, open beach.
Partygoers have thronged to the tide line and the first pleats of brown sand. It’s like a religious ceremony where the theologics have been erased. These people are here to worship themselves. That’s only natural. Americans in this little breather from history stand pretty much alone on a cindered map. Every house needs a Westinghouse. The ad style is peppy, with pep and sincerity intertwined. Relax in casual slax. Make a date with Rocket 8. Across the country: fresh purchases and attitudes, fresh beliefs. Plus, it’s been sunny all year and the perfect song is always playing, at just the right volume.
The actress and her husband start down the sand.
In this moment, there is no city but New York City. The long Atlantic keeps pulse at the shore here. It’s glamorous. The air’s strung with laughs and the rattle of sequins, popping flashbulbs. But the actress has a problem now. Her last-chance break is simply not happening.
She doesn’t consider taking her husband’s hand. Nor has he offered it. “On important nights, you louse things up,” he says. “Many times I just do not get you.”
“Hey, that’s my line. You always make me come get you.”
She—or the woman she has trained herself to be—is a bit excessive when not the center of attention. The high, provoking brows; bright hair pinned and lifted off the neck.
“Don’t snap your cap, sweetie,” the actress continues. “When I accuse you for real, you’ll know.”
The kid wearing lemon-suede gloves has to run over and tell the actress about the destruction that’s coming. It’s his actual job tonight. But will the kid reach her? His path across the boardwalk is choked by tuxedoed waiters and linen tabletops. The actress even from this distance is a woman of sedan curves, fantastic. Legs he’d want to die between. The kid’s driven by intensities he had no idea were in him.
“Good luck,” the actress tells her husband. “So remember, the plan is— Hey, wait a second.”
The husband piles ahead; he pretends not to hear. All around, partygoing women contemplate the beach, shoes in hand. And the actress is alone.
This is a party with a political purpose. As is the custom at such parties—the shifts of bigwigs and schemes—the biggest and most important have together made their own scrum. The actress watches her husband jostle toward these fancy people, and she—
She feels somebody’s stare. On her mouth, neckline, her throat. She moves a protective hand over the dimple in her collarbone. And keeps it there. Fingers on two hard dots.
It’s the kid with the lemon-suede gloves: “Miss Puente!” He comes straight up. “Martha Puente, right?”
She stops walking.
“You know, the world’s never seen a destruction party before, miss.” The kid gleams with the importance of any teen given a duty. He recites his statement: “Ready, Martha—may I call you Martha?— er, ready to destroy the world?”
The kid, and with good reason, keeps calling her Martha Puente. Martha Puente is not her name.
She knows what’s what tonight. The man hosting this party wants to get something obliterated. The actress is here to get something made.
She isn’t Martha Puente, any more than she’s Diane Belmont or Montana Hearn. With those names, she’d been trying to catch something she’d almost found.
The kid’s saying, “I mean, destroy metaphorically. It’s gonna be a hoot. Because . . .”
What a time to be left alone here. She’s just schlepped back from Hollywood. Nightmarish trip! Los Angeles: a shuffle of faces and studio commands. Instructions about eyebrows, diction, about posture. Also about not falling for nice ethnics. She had been run through a showbiz machine that existed, far as she could tell, to conventionalize the neck length of swans for better sale to a nation of ducklings. (She’d sat through studio reprimands with parted lips and just listened.) But MGM terminated her contract last month. She’d failed as a movie star.
“Miss Puente?” The kid’s scratching at a puberty cluster on his cheek.
The actress gives her smile of special elegance anyway. (Her beauty can still draw a gasp when she smiles, when she pouts.) But after twenty bit-part years, although still kind of young, she’s also probably washed up.
Another bad break: It looks as if her husband is holding back to chat with Nanette Fabray, of all people. Goddamn him. Nanette Fa-bare-ass?! Now?
But hang on a sec.
Instead of quitting and slinking back upstate—where the cold Chautauqua always springs tears from her face—after silently admitting, It’s over, I’ll never achieve, and also my husband’s talking to a harlot not ten yards from me, instead she surprises herself.
“A hoot?” she says. She often surprises herself. “Kid, parties are for single women and cheating men. When you die, you’ll regret the things you did when you could’ve been home relaxing. Nice gloves. The name’s not Martha Puente.”
And her brazen right eyebrow rises just a little.
“The name,” she says on this April night two years, six months, and four days before her triumph, “is Lucille Ball.”
. . .
Maybe it’s just an innocent little chat there across the beach with Lucille’s husband and Nanette Fabray?
Looking over, she doesn’t notice that the kid with the gloves’s face has gone red. She’d done a few wartime “Martha Puente” spreads for Yank magazine, the Army publication. (The G.I.s had had fun with the centerfold, with the word Yank itself, General Ike’s hairy-palms-and-blindness campaign.) The kid’s standing here smitten, having kept that photo under his mattress all through junior high.
He doesn’t know what to do. Say something to her.
“It was only that . . .” He hunts around his brain for a suave line. “It was I could see right off you’re uh . . .” (Being an adolescent means running this kind of vain scavenger hunt every day.) “I guess I don’t know what you mean. You’re not Martha Puente?”
Lucille brought her hand to his shoulder.
“Kid, I’m in show business.” She smiles right at him. “I don’t mean a thing.” --This text refers to the paperback edition.
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This book is mostly reading some guy's inner thoughts about how he has the hots for Lucy. Lucy herself or other people we may care about (Desi, Frawley, Vance..etc) just aren't in it much, if at all. When Lucy is in it though it's ok. This book could have been really good though.
The main guy can come off as creepy. There are random unnecessary descriptions of women's bodies. The tipping point for me was when the character had to have a little moment to himself (if you know what I mean. *wink wink*) because seeing the I Love Lucy intro (those curvy letters) and watching her make pancakes was oh so arousing. How weird is that??
I like fan fiction and was down for a little 1950's fantasy but the whole book is about this guy, not Lucy. It's written as the inner monologue of a guy going on and on and on and on wondering whether he really could really cheat on his wife with bits of him talking about how horny Lucy makes him. I personally would be embarrassed to have this book on my shelf with my other Lucy books. It's cheap. Not much actually happens in the book, it's just his thoughts about those two things. I think some people may like it, but probably only if you have the hots for Lucy, if you are just a regular fan I think it's kind of irrelevant.
The main guy can come off as creepy. There are random unnecessary descriptions of women's bodies. The tipping point for me was when the character had to have a little moment to himself (if you know what I mean. *wink wink*) because seeing the I Love Lucy intro (those curvy letters) and watching her make pancakes was oh so arousing. How weird is that??
I like fan fiction and was down for a little 1950's fantasy but the whole book is about this guy, not Lucy. It's written as the inner monologue of a guy going on and on and on and on wondering whether he really could really cheat on his wife with bits of him talking about how horny Lucy makes him. I personally would be embarrassed to have this book on my shelf with my other Lucy books. It's cheap. Not much actually happens in the book, it's just his thoughts about those two things. I think some people may like it, but probably only if you have the hots for Lucy, if you are just a regular fan I think it's kind of irrelevant.
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I’m disappointed in this book. It’s a hard read and is based on a “what if” persona. I wanted a book that was true to the life of Lucille Ball. I read two chapters and donating to Goodwill. Save your money.
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I just received my copy yesterday and already I am hooked. I loved "I Love Lucy" so I find this book fascinating thinking could this have happened. What a unique premise - to put his family in the plot was a very brave concept. The author's turn-of-phrase is amazing. I've read other books by Darin Strauss and have always thought him to be a really terrific writer. I rate this one of his best. I can't wait to read on. Bravo!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 27, 2020
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I looked forward to a fun read about Lucy. One of the funniest women once on TV. It was insulting, disgraceful and revolting. Someone writing about a “wet dream” about his dad or grandpa having an affair with Lucy!? Lurid and pathetic. Get a life.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 21, 2020
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I started reading The Queen of Tuesday as soon as I closed my mailbox door and I haven’t been able to put it down. His writing is steeped with imagery and the premise of this novel is genius. I have read many works by this author and so far this is definitely one of my favorites. Buy the book!!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2020
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Darin Strauss is fantastic writer. Just loved this. Beautifully written AND pretty juicy, in terms of Hollywood lore.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2020
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I was definitely looking forward to a novel based on Lucille Ball. While parts were interesting, the overall effect was disappointing. I felt it was disjointed and that the tone shifted too much for me.
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Lisa Reads
1.0 out of 5 stars
Sadly, a disappointment
Reviewed in Canada on September 17, 2020Verified Purchase
While the author has talent, this is a clunky, sad excuse of a story that is challenging to get through. I cannot recommend this complete disappointment.

brian eastabrook
1.0 out of 5 stars
Garbage
Reviewed in Canada on September 24, 2020Verified Purchase
The title of the book is very misleading you think it’s going to be about Lucy it really has nothing to do about her. It’s about as close to fraud as one could get
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