- File Size: 4575 KB
- Print Length: 28 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publisher: Forest City Pulp; 3 edition (December 6, 2015)
- Publication Date: December 6, 2015
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B01923F2BC
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #988,379 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
Rammed by the Reviews for This Book: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 5) Kindle Edition
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I stiffened as I heard the rattle of bones coming down the hallway toward my office, followed shortly by a knock on the door. If I'd told her once, I'd told her a hundred times not to interrupt me during my Smurf time. My skelcretary didn't wait for an invitation, bursting into my office and holding up my Kindle Fire. I glared at her for a few moments as I tried to rein in my temper. After a few deep breaths, I lifted my wings and calmly removed my snorkel.
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She hiccuped excitedly, quickly moving around my desk, the Kindle nearly falling from her quivering phalanges in her excitement. I sighed and turned off the small TV I had been watching.
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She rattled back out the door and I turned on the Kindle's screen. "Rammed by the Reviews for This Book: An Erotic Short Story" it said. I supposed I had nothing better to do. Smurf time had already been interrupted. Welp, bitch it. I decided to settle in and smoke some grape as I read.
I'm so glad I did. It's changed my life. Not since Harry Small Paws' fantastic eulogy have I been so deeply touched by words. It's made me feel as alive as a stallion in a Mediterranean of mares. I have decided not to fire my skelcretary, as without her, it never would have crossed my mizzlethorp (as the Russians refer to it) to explore the many erotic short stories on Amazon. It's given me new purpose and a new zest for life, as well as a new slogan - "Don't f**k guardrails, even if they have great abs!" Thank you, Leonard Delaney!
Canderson Wongo (AKA The Great Guardrail Gryphon)
As has been said elsewhere, this is a highly interactive book that relies on user input.
Think of it as a modern day "Choose your own Adventure" (copyright some big company, I imagine...) book, a needed adaption to today's electronic society. By including reviews, this keeps the material fresh and exciting.
I know what adventure I'd choose and she is on the cover and under them inside. So come on! It's free and more interactive than any "reality" show you'd see on TV... and while it may be a pipe dream, I'd rather have an autographed picture of her on my wall then any Kardassian.