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Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels Paperback – October 29, 2008
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"Brilliantly crafted, over-the-top satire. A hilariously biting look at the weakness and frailty of the human species." - THE DREAM PEOPLE
"Mykle Hansen has already proven himself to be one of the great new humorists of our time, in league with Christopher Moore, Terry Prachett, Robert Rankin, and Tom Robbins, only a hell of a lot weirder." - CARLTON MELLICK III, author of The Faggiest Vampire
"It's reminiscent of Jeunet and Caro's Delicatessen with some South Park and straight, old school surrealism thrown in." - GARRETT COOK, author of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective
"Even more awesome than all my other incredibly awesome books by me. And I'm not just saying it's awesome because I'm in love with myself. (Although of course I am, because I'm so obviously awesome.) I'm also saying it's awesome because I wrote it." - MYKLE HANSEN, famous author
Top Customer Reviews
Actually, I have already passed this book on to two friends of mine.
It's a collection of three short novellas and all three and freakin' hilarious. I was laughing out loud the whole way through this book.
The first one centers around a typical IT guy. He buys some enlargement drugs online and after taking them his member grows and grows until it becomes a monster, detaches from his body, and goes on a murderous rampage.
The second story is about a doctor whose patient is a 90 year old prostitute with constipation. He has developed the technology to shrink down to a small size so that he can literally go inside her butt and explore the problem. It is the first time anything like this has ever been done and causes a media frenzy. Before long a whole crew of tiny people have joined him down there...and that's when things really get weird.
The last story is a really great social satire. The rich people live in human shaped blimps in the sky. Their blimp bodies drop their waste onto the surface of the earth below where the poor people survive off of what they can scrounge.
All three stories were great. I look forward to reading more from this author.
So, you've got three stories here:
1. A corporate IT puke who wants more impressive, ahem, personal hardware, sets in motion a Jekyll-and-Hyde tale that ends in a Godzillian phallocentric apocalypse. It doubles as a highly indulgent tale of the unsung IT hero. There are plenty of arcane sysadmin terms, but knowledge of them is not needed to ascertain that our hero, despite the critical flaw of desperately wanting more man-package, is one electron-jamming wondernerd.
2. A highly graphic colo-rectal Fantastic Voyage, complete with lust, mystery, monsters, intrigue, and military operations (not necessarily in that order).
3. A post-apocalyptic fantasy involving life, love, and longing, all taking place in a world covered in dooky, where it rains from the sky, and the oceans are nothing but.
No, I'm not kidding.
The irony of the first story: biological terrorists unleashing their horror on the world use the immensely inspired vector of men wanting bigger personal plumbing. Gosh, viruses spread by male enhancement come-ons? We're living this already.Read more ›
This was actually the first bizarro book I bought, but due to its can't-take-this-out-in-public title, it has only recently been read.
It contains three short novels, my favorite being Agnus Cuddlebottom. All are very funny, in true Mykle Hansen style, and are also some of the strangest stories I have read.
If you can deal with some gross moments, you will find something covered in fecal matter to love in this book.
The first novella in this collection describes how using male-enhancement gadgets can destory the internet and eventually bring the apocalypse. Great times!
The second novella is my favorite of the three. If you've ever felt that everyone is crawling up your rear, trying to get a piece of you, then this story is for you. It's about a woman who has this problem, very literally.
The third story is about a postapocalptic world where flying fat people rain down every kind of waste imaginable onto the earth below.
The stories center around greed and the desire to accumulate more and more. I enjoyed this collection.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
The stories in this book are exceedingly dark, crass, disgusting, and hilarious, just like the title suggests. Read morePublished 17 months ago by Stephen Y.
I have to say this book surprised me. I saw it on the blog Worst Things For Sale, and of course had to "Look Inside" a book with such an insane title. Read morePublished on July 19, 2014 by Julie A Hartley
I have a pretty sick sense of humor. With that out of the way, I thought this would be kinda funny.
Man, was I wrong. Read more
These stories are so off the wall, a year later they still mess with my head! I had to share with my brother, who I knew would appreciate such off-kilter humor!Published on March 27, 2013 by julie rodriguez
Hansen's writing cuts sharp, marches to a completely unique tempo, composed in the post-consumer key of strange minor with influences of Bukowski, Hunter S Thompson and Palahniuk. Read morePublished on February 26, 2013 by christopher neitzert
easy to follow for a book that is designed to be totally insane. funny from start to finish, this book will suck you in due to its short stories you keep telling yourself "ill just... Read morePublished on September 12, 2012 by h2ofowlguide
This bizarro novel is 3 short stories / novellas in one volume, and gets very mixed reviews from me. Read morePublished on August 8, 2012 by Amanda
Three novellas of adolescent pee pee / poo poo humor.
The novellas are as described by others with one exception. The book is crap. Read more