- File Size: 948 KB
- Print Length: 110 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publisher: The Only Rx Press (August 18, 2015)
- Publication Date: August 18, 2015
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B0144TIN7O
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,465,776 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
Ravished By Reagansaurus Kindle Edition
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Combining man and beast. A truly spine-tingling venture and one none had yet the bravery to explore. But now, thanks to the efforts of one truly remarkable American, we have the opportunity to explore the frightening concept.
Mandy De Sandra has crafted yet another fascinating, and oddly erotic, tale that forces the reader to question the values so many hold; from blind faith in science to absolute adoration of a religious figure, single-mindedness in all its ugliness is explored. When George W. Bush and Dick “Shoot Your Face” Cheney bring in unsuspecting, and naive virgin, Michael Hanley to help them realize their dreamish nightmare of protecting America from the terrorists, they unwittingly release a monstrosity upon this great nation’s people the like of which Yahweh would hide from. The Reagansaurus is borne of the worst parts of the monstrous T-Rex and Ronald Reagan. From the moment of its birth, this terrible creation wrecks havoc by first releasing on its victims then devouring them. It is truly a twenty-first century Frankenstein if Frankenstein was constantly masturbating. Like, non-frikking-stop. Damn. Talk about chaffing.
In the midst of this Jurassic crisis (I know T-Rex is not a Jurassic-age dinosaur so keep the geek-speak to yourself, please), we witness how easily the human mind, such a fragile thing, really, can so easily fall back to ancient beliefs and practices; seen as God’s wrath incarnate, the pitiful humans begin worshipping the Reagansaurus in order to appease their beloved deity whom they fear. Seriously, poop-the-pants fear. And only one woman can save the world: Sarah “Hi Russia!” Palin. She may be a useless twit in the real world but in Mandy De Sandra’s twisted tale, she is a heroic figure willing to give her life, nay, her very vagina, to save humanity from the Reagansaurus’ voracious appetite.
There is no author out there today quite like Ms. De Sandra; she’s smart, funny, sassy and sick in ways even Hannibal Lector would be scared of. She’s already rocked the internet with such harrowing tales as Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick and The Maskerade Ball In DC: Where Masker Men, Become A Real Cinderella...to Men & Women of Power; her star will only continue to rise until she is bigger than even Anne Rice and Stephen King. Combined. BOOM. Now, go pick up your copy.
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