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The Reality O by [Sloane, Candy, Burstein, Lisa]
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"A hot and hilarious X-rated version of The Bachelorette. THE REALITY O brings its A game! This book is filled with huge laughs and sexy times so hot they'll curl your toes!"- Katee Robert, NYT Bestselling Author of Wrong Bed Right Guy

"Laugh-out-loud funny, smutty, filthy good fun! Witty, comical, and well-written with some smokin' hot sex scenes." Dana, Goodreads Reviewer

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This was funny! The pull and attraction of the forbidden relationship kept me reading. The chemistry was really HOT, and I couldn't put the book down once I started." Td, Goodreads Reviewer

From the Author

Standalone erotic comedy. Because of sexual situations, language and general hanky panky this book is not meant for readers under eighteen, or my mother.

Product Details

  • File Size: 932 KB
  • Print Length: 170 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publication Date: February 23, 2015
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00SNF4P0A
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #212,742 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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By Angie on February 13, 2016
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The Reality O was like a time machine back to those days when I was addicted to VH1 reality shows. You know the ones where kind of celebrities are trying to find true love, but it's just so over-the-top but you can't stop watching? Well, that's what Chris is living after her BFF posted a personal ad on Craigslist as a joke then forgot to delete it. Now MTV picked up Chris' tragic tale of never having an orgasm and put her in a house with 15 hopefuls.

I thought The Reality O was a ton of fun! I absolutely love this premise! Reality TV books seem to be becoming my thing even if I don't actually watch them on TV anymore. The Reality Virgin is probably one that I would have watched. It's such a mess! Everything that can go wrong does go wrong. She's not into any of the contestants, but she has to put on her sexy librarian persona and fake it for the cameras. But Chris does lose her orgasm virginity...to one of the producers! It's a kind of forbidden romance, and I adored it!

The Reality O is a super short and a very quick, fun read. Each chapter is one episode, which includes Chris trying to get to know the contestants on camera, as well as the behind the scenes stuff. I totally wish it were longer though! I was having so much fun reading about these characters who were competing to get into Chris' pants while she's sneaking around with Scott. There definitely should have been more scenes between Chris and "Tongue"!
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The Craigslist ad Chris’ best friend Allie decided to post for her to get her some help in the orgasm department. Now, you’d think this would be the start of a murder, since I’d have to kill my BFF if she ever did that, but no Chris is just mortified. She’s getting random dick pics and strange men trying’ to phone sex her up, but she handles it much better than I would. But when this ad gets picked up on Reddit, and she’s offered the chance to star in a reality show called The Orgasm Virgin, well that’s when she meets Scott, the assistant producer on the project. Lots of insanity, and some romance happens.

The Good, The Bad and Everything In Between

-Budget friendly price: it’s a Kindle Unlimited rental, or just 99 pennies. Either way, it’s easy on the wallet.

-I like some funny in my romance: If the choice comes down to angst or funny, I usually go for the funny because honestly, I think funny’s much harder to pull off. Angst is part and parcel of a romance, but to make me laugh is something special. Here, the funny runs the gamut from scatological (the body fluids, oy vey) to puns, from cheese-whiz to actual giggles. I didn’t have any big snort-laugh kind of moments, but I spent a good amount of time smiling at the silliness of it all.

-Decent leads: Chris and Scott had some good chemistry, even if I wasn’t necessarily blown away by their romance. I mean, there is definitely enough here to put the erotic in erotic comedy. Their sex scenes had an interesting mix of humor and sexy (though there’s a moment with vinyl underwear that...well, Chris had to be a bit too oblivious for that joke to work).
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Anyone who has ever looked at Craigslist knows that it is FULL of both crazy and serious sexual posts, and while occasionally a CL post will go viral, it's not usually one of the sexy ones. It'll be some weird roommate request, or outrageous apartment for rent, or some well-written rant. But "hey I need a real orgasm. help?" - it would just get lost in the mix. And that's sort of how I feel about this book. At least once every ten minutes during this book, I would say "ugh, no one would really do/say that, ever." It's a new plotline, so I applaud the author for creativity, but it was so out there that I had trouble suspending my disbelief.

But, maybe you've just finished some dark erotica with kidnapping and you need a refreshing dose of silliness - this book will do that. It was fun, but for me it was definitely the book equivalent of reality tv.
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I think I would have liked this a little better if there hadn't been a Scott in it. He came on a little too strong in the beginning and the idea of her wanting him so much while trying to decide which contestant to have sex with was a little off-putting.

The story was fast-paced, and there were quite a few laugh out loud moments. As with most reality shows, the contestants are all some sort of stereotype. "Cowboy" and "Tongue" were my favorites.

The best parts of the book take place when the show goes to Las Vegas, I laughed a lot. The ending was surprisingly sweet.

If you are looking for a quick, funny read, give it a try.
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Love! Freaking Epic Read!! Hilarious! ♡Heart You Lisa! I loved Sneaking Candy too!! Honestly you should read that book first. You will understand the Lisa/Candy thing...if you don't already. Do Not Deny yourself this luxury!! Lisa B. can bring you to your knees with laughter! She is a 5 stars romance comedian and then some! The dialogue is phenomenal!! Laugh out loud...spit your drink ...that freaking hilarious! I can't wait for more.
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