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"It's Fifty Shades of Red Green." - Anonymous publicist.

“When looking for wisdom on big questions, I turn to either the Bible or Red Green.
Ken Gallinger, Ethically Speaking columnist, Toronto Star

About the Author

RED GREEN is the star of The Red Green Show, which had first runs in Canada and the US from 1991 until 2006, making it the longest running live-action scripted comedy in the world. It continues to be enormously popular in reruns here and in the States. The author lives in Possum Lodge, Chapter 11, a northern Ontario eyesore.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Doubleday Canada (September 17, 2013)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0385677634
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385677639
  • Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 1.2 x 9.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,068,371 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I bought this book for my husband. We are both avid fans of Red Green and have seen him twice. If you get the chance to see one of his performances, please don't hesitate. We laugh so hard the whole time. Never once does he get raunchy! Anyway, though I haven't read this book myself, yet, my husband is constantly reading me something funny from it. Such good advice for men! Thank you, Red Green!
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I bought this book for my husband after we saw Red Green on his latest tour. We are big fans, and my husband has Steve Smith's autobiography, which he enjoyed, but he loved this book! Evidently there really is a lot of wisdom about marriage in there. Red Green understands women. Who knew?
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By Zorbear on February 22, 2014
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And I wasn't completely thrilled. It's fun, but it's just not up to his usual level of insanity.

Concerned that maybe I'd just gotten tired of Red Green, I went to YouTube and re-watched some of his shows to see who'd changed, him or me. Nope. It wasn't me. Laughed my butt off.

This book contains quite a few smiles. Just not so many belly-laughs as I expected from him...
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This is a must read for any man who is dating, or looking for a long term relationship, no kidding. Red has an amazing insight into the workings of the male mind, and the female mind also. I don't know how he got so smart, but it's amazing how he can impart such sage advice and still make it amuseing.
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I like reds dry humor and at the same time he gives a make sense statement about dealing with a woman. I enjoyed reading it and highly recommended it for a fun read. I would be careful if you plan to use the book seriously.
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Total belly laughs with sage advice. I was so impressed I recommended it to everyone I know and bought one for a Christmas gift.
You can read about 6 pages on line.. and you will laugh all the way through them
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I gifted my husband this book and so far, he is cracking up reading it. So I would say it is success! We have a special love for this
guy and can relate to him. We live up North.
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