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River of Darkness

1.9 out of 5 stars 78 customer reviews

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"When unspeakable evil falls on a quiet river town, Sheriff Logan (Kurt Angle, Warrior, Dylan Dog: Dead of Night) is thrust into a chilling nightmare of death and mayhem.
Confronted by a series of horrific murders, each more brutal than the last, he soon learns the community’s seedy past has spawned a vile evil … one that has risen from purgatory to exact revenge.
Under relentless assault by the spirits of two old river squatters, the Jacobs Boys – Kevin Nash (The Punisher, The Longest Yard) and WWF, WCW and ECW’s Psycho Sid Vicious – the town explodes into a battlefield of zombies and blazing guns. It’s up to Sheriff Logan to unravel the shocking mystery and condemn “The Boys” back to the bowels of hell. In this all-out, heavyweight beat-down, only one man will remain standing."

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  • Actors: Kurt Angle (WARRIOR, DEAD OF NIGHT), Kevin Nash (THE PUNISHER, LONGEST YARD) Psycho Sid Vicious (WWF, WCW
  • Directors: Bruce Koehler
  • Writers: Bruce Koehler
  • Producers: Dave Hawk
  • Format: NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated:
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  • Studio: Green Apple Ent
  • DVD Release Date: August 22, 2012
  • Run Time: 84 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 1.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (78 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B004GSVX94
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #139,966 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Will Logan (Kurt Angle) a sheriff protecting his town from the resurrected Jacobs brothers (Kevin Nash, Psycho Sid), siblings who were lynched long ago and are back to seek revenge from beyond the grave.

I wanted this to be great, sadly it wasn't. Worth watching if you are a die hard wrestling fan like just to check out Nash, Angle and Sid in a movie... otherwise avoid.
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This may sound stupid, but I liked the film. Sure, there was some bad acting. There was even some lines in the script that were laughable and chuckle I did. However, I liked the story and the twist at the end was priceless.
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Okay, so, I am overseas (London) and I wanted to watch a movie. I have Amazon Prime. But, as some of you probably already know, you can't watch certain movies and television shows abroad (especially if they are FREE!) You have to pay for the film you want to see. Yup, I can't watch it because of some licensing issue (if it is free on Prime), but, I can pay for the movie and those licensing issues disappear!!! What Aa rip-off, Jeff Bezos (or whatever your name is!!!) Once my prime membership is up, I will kick Amazon to the curb! So, with that being said, I would not say that I didn't like it. But, I wish there was something like 2 1/4 stars. Something that says, "It didn't stink as bad as I thought it would." It could have been written better. Seriously, a fifth grader could have written something better. All in all, it cost 99 cents and I can be easily amused for seven days. The cover art is too funny! I wish Kurt was in full tactical gear and chasing something through some remote jungle. That would definitely be worth a dollar more. I don't go into detail about the movies I "critique." From reading other lengthy reviews or not so lengthy, you get a sense of what you are dealing with. This movie had potential of being 2 1/2 stars, if the screenwriter cared enough to use another .2 percent of his brain power. But, these types of movies do make money for most involved (producing, writer, director, etc...). Ninety-nine cents here and there adds up. Anyway, if you need to veg for a few, and if you are abroad, pay the .99 cents. If you are stateside and have Prime, its free. Or, .99 cents for US viewers.
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ok, so it's kinda cheesy lol, but it's still fun to watch with your friends and have a laugh with it! It's too bad that cheap filming was used to save money. To be fair, I think that Kurt Angle would be an ok actor if he was given the chance to play in a real high budget movie. However, it's still fun to watch when you're bored on a weeknight :)
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RIVER OF DARKNESS

The last time writer/director Bruce Koehler and Kurt Angle did a film together previous to this one it was the serial killer flick “End Game”. Now if you read my review of that one or watched it yourself then you know what to expect here. This film is a horror flick that is ghost/zombie style with Angle actually a good guy here unlike that last one. Now I honestly don’t know which of the two I like more, I will have to watch “End Game” again.

Sherriff Logan [Angle] is having a bad few days in his little town as bodies are turning up with the word “Hix” on them. He has no idea what is happening but he is determined to get to the bottom of it and stop these killings. He feels like this is the work of a serial killer but the town believes otherwise. They think a family from their past is back to seek revenge on those who wronged them. Now the Sherriff may be faced with something supernatural.

This is one of those movies that is bad and is funny most of the time for it. There are so many bad things about this film I don’t know where to start. Now I know this is low budget so effects and things will not be touched, in fact I kinda liked them. With that said I have to say that the script may have been the weakest thing here. The dialogue is painfully bad at times and it seems that Bruce felt that almost every scene at to have some kind of one liner before we went on to the next. That can become the drinking game of the flick, every one liner take a shot.

Now I have read reviews that have said that the cinematography was bad but I disagree. In fact I actually think it was good but the editing made it seem otherwise. Like they got all kinds of coverage and the editor picked the wrong ones to go together or follow each other.
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I was astonished to see three two-star reviews. How much worse would anything have to be for those reviewers to give only a single star, I wonder? There is NOTHING IN THIS "MOVIE." Nothing at all. It is the project of some middle-school class with a video camera. I say this in all earnestness: How does anyone feel justified in selling this? There is literally nothing on free TV right now as bad as this DVD is. Think of the worst thing you can imagine watching on broadcast television--the most inept, boring, crassest show you can think of. River of Darkness is nowhere NEAR as good as that show.
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I have seen some spectacular bad films in my day (it used to be our family's hobby to rent a terrible movie from the Redbox and riff on it together), but River of Darkness is probably my favorite. Everyone is clearly trying so hard, but they can't get beyond "bad college play that your roommate was starring in and you felt too guilty to not go." But what sets this film apart from the other bad movies I've seen in my time, is the fact that the victims were "noodled," and if that doesn't make you laugh until you cry, you're dead inside.
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