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Blog postMy mother is nothing if not practical.
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Blog postFor those of you in the northeast, my mother has some good advice for you.
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Blog posthttps://news.stanford.edu/2017/08/03/pizza-privacy-stanford-economist-examines-paradox-digital-age/
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Blog postThings Happy People Never Do | Reader's Digest: I was quoted in this Reader”s Digest article, #12 “Use These Two Words.” Change “I should” to “I want” and it adds a positive spin to what you you need to do.
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Blog postFinally! The answer to “what do babies dream?”
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Blog postLet the Play Begin | The Bronx Journal: You can also see a full production for native english speakers this Friday, Saturday and Sunday April 13,14,15. Yours Truly in all performances.
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3344666
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Blog post“Imagine what would happen if a modern psychologist told his patients to submit to their own soul, to obey the objective psychic contents which appear spontaneously in dreams? All reasonable people would say, that the psychologist should be put in a lunatic asylum.”
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Blog postIf you like your theater Kafka-esque.
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Blog postSpringtime in NY?
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Blog postYour Moment is Now
You know this moment: your life is trembling on the edge of a greater drama. You feel things stirring behind the curtain of the everyday, moving pieces around you, bringing things together in astounding moments of synchronicity and co-incidence. You feel yourself driven, defended or thwarted by greater powers. Your life rhymes in inexplicable ways.
You are seized by your Big Story. You step beyond your self-limiting definitions and beliefs. Great healing now b -
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Blog post“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.” -Chris Rock
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Blog postThe guy on the right. Although he does video suicide victims and taser rats, so…y’know.
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Blog postMore Grandma Carol’s Good Life Advice. You could benefit a little.
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Blog postGrandma Carol’s Good Life Advice. Why shouldn’t you benefit too?
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Blog postMore Food That Looks Like Things: Avocadghost.
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Blog postCanada Goose sued by animal activists over coyote fur: Canad Goose coat owners; please remember to thank the wild trapped coyote for the fur on your coat.
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Blog postGrandma Carol’s Good Life Advice
What does it all mean? My mother arrived at my apartment the other day and gave me a package of California Select prunes and a half gallon of prune juice.
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Blog postHomemade birthday dinner by Rika. The whole thing. Yes, I know, we are lucky!
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Blog postThe train stopped by, I got on, that’s when it all began…
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Blog postA reminder about shoveling snow from Grandma (exactly as it was typed):
Just heard a warning about shoveling snow by a Dr on the
radio You can confirm on line
No one should shovel with any heart problems there is genetic heart disease on your fathers side of the family
I know you have a snow blower tha -
Blog postjaslyn:
Neurotic ADHD Grandma steps into the room that has just had Buddhist prayer incense burning. “Oh God, what is that? I’m going to choke. Are you smoking marijuana in here? Are you crazy? Don’t you know how bad it is for you? Look it up. Open a window in here. I’m leaving, I already have a headache. It’s no joke.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma steps into the room that has just had Buddhist prayer incense burning. “Oh God, what is that? I’m going to choke. Are you smoking marijuana in here? Are you crazy? Don’t you know how bad it is for you? Look it up. Open a window in here. I’m leaving, I already have a headache. It’s no joke.”
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Blog postBlunt Grandpa:
4 year old granddaughter: “I just had lunch at the Plaza Hotel!”
Blunt Grandpa: “There was just a hold up there.”
(Actually, he was correct)
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/gunman-robs-plaza-hotel-shop-article-1.2385745
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Blog post“You need that like you need a hole in the head.” - Neurotic ADHD Grandma on her husband eating a cheese danish.
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Blog post“Oh God, I’m gonna kill myself now.” - Neurotic ADHD Grandma on hearing her granddaughter’s hermit crab died.
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on her 7 year old granddaughter standing in the sun without sunglasses: “She’s squinting. She’s gonna get crows feet.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on clean tables and outdoor things: “I cleaned this table, but I didn’t scrub it. Here are these things for outdoors if you need a shovel or you need a light. Where is she?”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma complimenting her granddaughter’s hearty appetite: “She’s eating like she’s going to the chair.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on room air conditioning and plumbing: “Here in this room it’s freezing. I need to call the plumber right away. Why is it so cold in here? I don’t even know what I’m doing.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on the forested hill behind a country house: “That hill is steep. I hope it doesn’t collapse with all this rain.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma: “It’s a fact, under a certain age, caffeine stunts your growth. You can look it up.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on summer: “I was sweating so much I had to go to the bathroom. I was sweating down to my underwear. I’m a sweater. I am.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on keeping clean: “It’s a fact. You don’t use other people’s hand soap. The germs. That’s why they invented liquid soap.You can look it up.”
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Blog postClassic Neurotic ADHD Grandma: “I’m sitting down now. Here I go, I’m sitting down. This is it. Sitting down.”
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Blog postjaslyn:
Blunt Grandpa on visiting the lovely and historic Berkshires town of Lee, Massachusetts: “It’s really nice now. Y’know there was a famous murder here about 30 years ago. Some of the locals did it.”
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Blog postBlunt Grandpa on visiting the lovely and historic Berkshires town of Lee, Massachusetts: “It’s really nice now. Y’know there was a famous murder here about 30 years ago. Some of the locals did it.”
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Blog postjaslyn:
Neurotic ADHD Grandma on mealtimes: “Drinking while you eat is the worst thing you can do. It ruins your digestion.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on mealtimes: “Drinking while you eat is the worst thing you can do. It ruins your digestion.”
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Blog postNeurotic ADHD Grandma on the nauseous person: “If you’re feeling sick, use the backyard.”
Books By Roger Ziegler
Pee On It and Walk Away: How to Stay Stress-Free Among Difficult People. Life Lessons from Superdog Abby
Sep 19, 2012
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