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Romantic As Hell Paperback – August 14, 2015
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Men, pretend to buy this for yourselves but buy it mostly to impress chicks because they will read it and think you bought it for yourself to do all the awesomely romantic things Rodney writes about, and they will go nuts. You'll get the benefit from just having bought it. You don't even have to read it because, obviously, it's not the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition. I understand. The women will love reading it.
Women, pretend to buy this for your men, because then you get to buy a hilarious book for yourself, thus spending money on yourself while pretending to spend it on him. And, as an added bonus, if you ever find yourself losing a fight, you can throw it at him and say "Well, I bought you this book and YOU NEVER EVEN READ IT." This book will do a lot for you.
If Rodney told you you would fall in love with him and possibly touch yourself while reading Chapter 4, don't believe him. He's just trying to sell books. Me? I get nothing. You can believe me. This book is FUNNY.
(Rodney can't see this, can he? I don't want this stuff going to his head...)
I downloaded it to my Fire phone, and since we have a burn ban going on due to our unusual drought, not being able to have a campfire and s'mores on our camping trip, at least I had RAH to keep me entertained next to our barren fire pit. My friends and family thought I'd lost my mind, sitting there next to the cold pit laughing like a crazy person.
You can bet I've already pre-ordered a paperback copy to give to my husband for one of his Christmas presents this year, because he has the same kind of 'out there' humor that Rodney does - and you never know, maybe he'll end up being inspired by some of the romantic tips that really are legit - and funny. Well done, Rodney!
"Worst Case: You laugh.
Better Case: You laugh AND get some tips that strengthen your position
in the dating community or in your own relationship.
Best Possible Case Ever: You laugh AND get some good tips AND
make your significant other's friends think you're amazing, thus
increasing the odds of a threesome."
On the day the book arrived, I knew I had to be ready, so I had gone to Bed Bath & Beyond (with my 20% off coupons) the day before. After Mike the Mailman dropped the package (har har) off on my doorstep, I got down to business.
I had a bottle of champagne chilling on the coffee table, several sweet-smelling Yankee™ candles burning on the mantle, and a Sade CD queued up on the stereo. The lights were turned way down low, and as Sade serenaded me with "Smooth Operator," I poured myself a glass of champagne, cracked open the book, and began to read. I was soon overcome by a warm, tingling sensation that began in my stomach and radiated throughout my body which I realized after a few moments was just my IBS flaring up. When I returned from the bathroom, I got down to business (har har) and plowed through (har har) Rodney's (har har) book (har).
I've been a fan of Rodney's writing for years, and "Romantic as Hell" didn't disappoint. What is often lost in discussions about Rod is that he's not only a funny guy, but he's also a good guy (and a short guy). It's clear that he cares deeply about his beautiful wife and his wonderful family, and, frankly, you'd be missing a pretty damn good opportunity if you didn't take advice from someone who meets the world the way he does. I can recommend this book wholeheartedly to anyone—single, married, looking, meerkat—and know you'll love it.
Just make sure you stock up on Sade. And toilet paper.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This is the perfect book to give to your father, brother, boyfriend, husband and yourself. Everyone can learn something, even if it's that life can be super funny. Read morePublished 3 months ago by Joy2320
Author is a friend of mine and always makes me chuckle. Worth the read!Published 3 months ago by Karen D.
Don't read this book in public, unless you don't mind looking and sounding like a crazy hyena, because you WILL laugh and laugh ugly. Read morePublished 5 months ago by MarichelVT
This man is seriously twisted in so many wonderful ways. I've laughed so hard that people thought I was having a seizure. Plus, some of this stuff might actually come in handy!Published 6 months ago by Ruby
Loved the book. Peed my pants laughing at the stories and took away some really good ideas. I am totally stealing the idea of the picture words. Great job Rodney!Published 6 months ago by Jennifer M.
I started laughing on page one and didn't stop. So many belly laughs in this book. It was truly entertaining. A great read. Read morePublished 6 months ago by Kayem Atmup