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Romantic As Hell Paperback – August 14, 2015
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Top Customer Reviews
Men, pretend to buy this for yourselves but buy it mostly to impress chicks because they will read it and think you bought it for yourself to do all the awesomely romantic things Rodney writes about, and they will go nuts. You'll get the benefit from just having bought it. You don't even have to read it because, obviously, it's not the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition. I understand. The women will love reading it.
Women, pretend to buy this for your men, because then you get to buy a hilarious book for yourself, thus spending money on yourself while pretending to spend it on him. And, as an added bonus, if you ever find yourself losing a fight, you can throw it at him and say "Well, I bought you this book and YOU NEVER EVEN READ IT." This book will do a lot for you.
If Rodney told you you would fall in love with him and possibly touch yourself while reading Chapter 4, don't believe him. He's just trying to sell books. Me? I get nothing. You can believe me. This book is FUNNY.
(Rodney can't see this, can he? I don't want this stuff going to his head...)
I downloaded it to my Fire phone, and since we have a burn ban going on due to our unusual drought, not being able to have a campfire and s'mores on our camping trip, at least I had RAH to keep me entertained next to our barren fire pit. My friends and family thought I'd lost my mind, sitting there next to the cold pit laughing like a crazy person.
You can bet I've already pre-ordered a paperback copy to give to my husband for one of his Christmas presents this year, because he has the same kind of 'out there' humor that Rodney does - and you never know, maybe he'll end up being inspired by some of the romantic tips that really are legit - and funny. Well done, Rodney!
"Worst Case: You laugh.
Better Case: You laugh AND get some tips that strengthen your position
in the dating community or in your own relationship.
Best Possible Case Ever: You laugh AND get some good tips AND
make your significant other's friends think you're amazing, thus
increasing the odds of a threesome."
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100% without a doubt, the absolute worst person ever.
I'm the worst.
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