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Romantic as Hell - Tales of Woe, Tips of Woo: An Illustrated Guide for the Romantically Challenged by [Rodney Lacroix, Noreen Conway, Ross Cavins]

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"Hilarious. A much needed uplifting romp in the very boring world of self-help dating books. A fun read!" Angelique Frenchy Morgan, Reality TV Star and Author

"Once in a while a book bursts into the marketplace and changes how you view yourself and your relationships with the people who mean most to you. This isn't that book, but I did laugh a lot." 
Justin Guarini, Actor, Singer, Nerd, Hair Icon

"Educational, uplifting and a whole lot of belly laughs!" 
Rosanna Leo, author of the Gemini Island Shifter series

"Rodney's twisted humor about courtship and relationships can't hide the fact that he actually provides roundabout 'decent' advice." 
-  Julie Zantopolous, VP & Senior Editor at The Indie Chicks, Inc.

"Very funny. 
Romantic as Hell saved my marriage!" Amy Vansant, author of Angeli & Pineapple Lies --This text refers to the paperback edition.

About the Author

Rodney Lacroix lives in southern New Hampshire. He is the proud biological father of two amazing children and step-ological father of two stepamazing stepchildren.He also likes to invent terms. Rodney is a black-belt in Kenpo Karate, has won multiple tournament awards, and was given the title of Sensei at his dojo in 2014. Rodney is terrified of spiders because they're scary and are not impressed at all that he knows karate. He also likes to put random facts about himself in the "About the Author" sections of his books.Rodney's previous two books, Things Go Wrong for Me and Perhaps I've Said Too Much have won him multiple humor awards and have appeared on international best-seller lists. He's hoping this book gets him the trifecta, and by the time you read this, he hopes it's allowed him to retire to a life of luxury where he can afford Dragon, Naturally Speaking so he doesn't have to type any more. Typing tires him out. Also, Rodney is lazy. --This text refers to the paperback edition.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B01EWAXUJG
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ RCG Publishing (April 27, 2016)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ April 27, 2016
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3817 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 270 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.8 out of 5 stars 84 ratings

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Rodney Lacroix is just one of those guys. He's one of those guys that make you say, "You know, I'm glad I'm not THAT guy."

THAT? That's Rodney Lacroix.

Rodney Lacroix lives in southern New Hampshire. He is the proud biological father of two amazing children and step-ological father of two stepamazing stepchildren.

He also likes to invent terms.

Rodney Lacroix has been writing about his misadventures for years. He's done stand-up comedy, emceed charity events and has hung out with many celebrities.

Rodney's books have won him multiple humor awards and have appeared on international best-seller lists. He is worshipped in most third-world countries and is known as "El Chupacabra.' Perhaps you've heard of him.

Maybe you shouldn't believe anything he says. DO read his books, though. He's hysterical.

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