Like Obama being born in a Madrassa in 7 seven different countries and 4 continents and 12 cities, I postulate and will have proof that Reagan was not born here on Earth. My guess: A wormhole tore space and brought him here. Therefore he should not have been president of the United States!
Time to revive this thread! I am now digging up proof that I received from the ghost of McCarthy that there are 151 current Republicans who are not only secretly communist but homosexual too (Not that there is anything wrong with that).
Romney, Beck, Hannity, Bachmann's husband, Rick Scott and that fat guy from New Jersey are on the list of doom.
Of COURSE Reagan wasn't born here. He was flown here directly from Heaven on the wings of a blazing golden eagle. That made him a super-citizen*, eligible to run any and every country on Earth. (*Super-citizen: A special class of natural-born citizen with a membership of exactly one--Ronald H. Christ.)
Just ask any Republican, they'll tell you about it. They might even show you their private shrine to St. Ron!
And the funny part is Reagan increased taxes, doubled the national debt, declared an amnesty for undocumented immigrants and raised the debt ceiling multiple times. The teabaggers would burn him at the stake in a nanosecond.
He was infatuated with that movie, almost thinking it was real. He asked one of the Joint Chiefs during a briefing if they had guys like the general in the movie. Pure awesomeness.
Star Wars was born over a flyover of NORAD in the late 70s when he found out that they could not stop missiles only track them. 100s of billions later and yet we are no closer to stopping missiles. Well, maybe one out of a 100.