Ronald Reagan Scented Candle | Funny presidential gift | Funny Gift for a Republican | GOP | Funny 80s gift | Cold War | Jellybeans

- Through massive defense budgets, Reagan tried to spend the Soviets into bankruptcy. Can YOU vanquish YOUR foes, through massive purchases of Reagan candles? There's only one way to find out! -

Ronald Reagan once said of Congress, “When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.” But with the Reagan-Scented Candle, you can do both! (If “them” is everyone who visits your house, and you insist that they hold this candle.)

We’ve combined the alluring scent of jellybeans with the heat of Hollywood klieg lights to create a candle that will help you tear down the wall separating you from amazing smells. The label is jam-packed with interesting facts about the Gipper (the “Gipper” is Ronald Reagan—if you didn’t know that, then this might not be the candle for you). And the surface of the candle is scattered with red, white and blue wax jelly beans, so you can enjoy the appearance of always having a bowl of jelly beans on your desk (just like Reagan!), without the constant temptation of delicious jelly beans.

(WARNING: President Reagan believed that, “You can tell a lot about a man by how he eats jelly beans,” and if you eat these jelly beans, what it will tell us is that you are a person who eats wax.)

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JD and Kate Industries

We make candles that smell like people, in Missouri

Product specifications

Technical Details
Production Method We hand-pour our candles, in our basement, from genuine soy and paraffin wax. Accept no substitute so-called candles made from wood, lead, or used electronics. When you buy one of our candles, you know you're getting a candle made from wax. That's our guarantee.
Width 3.75 inches
Height 2.50 inches
Length 3.75 inches
Color Blue, white
Material Soy-Paraffin Wax Blend
Scent Blueberry jellybean

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