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Rontel Paperback – February 1, 2013
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Rontel is the story of one man's odyssey through Chicago. Follow him as he attempts to go to his last day of work. Follow him through the subway as he considers stealing chips from a dancing baby. Find him being threatened by a homeless man holding board games. Take his hand as he considers building a hydraulic cocoon for his cat out of a complimentary duffel bag. Walk the streets of Uptown as a cop-killer takes hostages to the roof of an apartment building. Meet his friends. Just kidding! Follow him to his neighbor's apartment where he gets paid in pumpkin pie to watch a baby. Follow him through through the dull pains of never quite becoming an adult. Sit back, laugh, smile, hold your breath, because not even he knows how it ends.
- Print length96 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherLazy Fascist Press
- Publication dateFebruary 1, 2013
- Dimensions5.51 x 0.23 x 8.5 inches
- ISBN-101621050793
- ISBN-13978-1621050797
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- Publisher : Lazy Fascist Press (February 1, 2013)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 96 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1621050793
- ISBN-13 : 978-1621050797
- Item Weight : 4.7 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.51 x 0.23 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #2,439,689 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #30,371 in Contemporary Literature & Fiction
- #96,333 in Literary Fiction (Books)
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Sam Pink is the author of PERSON, THE GARBAGE TIMES/WHITE IBIS, and THE ICE CREAM MAN AND OTHER STORIES. He sells paintings at instagram.com/sam_pink_art.
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i received an email from Amazon telling me that my purchase was going to arrive a week later then expected. i chalked this up to being canadian, something most american super sellers hold against me and my ilk. but whatever, it was going to get here, if i wanted it instantly then i would've bought the kindle version.
one day a few weeks later when i came home my landlord was in the opening foyer messing around with the intercom. she pointed out a canpar delivery slip that was stuck to a wall, out of view, with my name on it. i became happy, it had to be rontel, i could forget the last eight hours of work now. all i had to do was go pick it up.
i emailed them as instructed to do so on the slip and they got back to me with the address. it was out by the airport at the end of a dead end street. no bus service. held for only five days. do you have friend who can come pick it up?
being a loner i didn't. what else can i do i asked. well, you can pay another 10$ and we'll ship it to you again. what choice did i have?
this time i had it sent to my work. in the end i spent twice what the book cost in shipping. normally thats the kind of thing that would really boil my onions, but rontel delivers. if sam can do anything it is accurately capture what it's like to be a human going from day to day with no real plan except the inevitability of death looming on the horizon.
seriously though, well worth all the baloney.
I read No Hello's Diet, Person and Rontel back to back to back while working two minimum wage Pizza jobs and these pieces were sort of a form of religious scripture for me. It does tell the nihilistic living where nothing truly happens and how extremely boring life is. The glowing neon lights show more importance than the significance of using your friends car to go buy hangers.
If you're a young adult lost in a freezing alien world you may find this comforting. These books are short and quick to read. I can swallow them up in just a few hours. There is something strangely poetic about Sam Pink - I think that shows there's a poet in all of us and in every moment of our useless daily routines.
4/5
Rontel affected my actions IRL to a degree that books, for me, rarely do. I viewed things differently for considerable amounts of time after reading Rontel and was, I think, more patient and considerate and less frustrated and paranoid. I was better able to view "problems"/[anything] as humorous and other people, like Schopenhauer recommended, as "fellow sufferers" and myself, in a calming manner, as insignificant. I honestly think that, in a clinical study, "reading Rontel 30-minutes/day" could be shown to be as effective, or much more effective (and cheaper, with less negative side-effects), for certain people, as [whatever methods are currently being used] for the treatment of depression or anger.
In this book the narrator details his time on unemployment, while living with his brother and their cat, Rontel.
Rontel is a cool lil frick.
There's hardly any filter in Sam Pink's writing, it seems, which makes it devastating and funny at the same time. Just, like, the phrases he chooses to repeat and describe certain things and feelings. He has a very dry sense of humor. Almost scary dry, but it's good though. (He's human and so are you.) He explores situations and feelings of boredom and alienation and exhaustion, which most human beings can relate to.
I especially liked the scenes where the narrator is in the deli and also where he goes to the library and writes online reviews.
(You'll see.)
Basically, if you're into Sam Pink or alt lit, Rontel holds up.
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Thanks Sam, keep it up!







