Rotating Pearl Pleasure Beads Rabbit Vibrator & Afternoon Tea Pet Bed & Original Artwork Chinese Love Spell Symbol Pocket Card Gift Set
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Particularly disastrous was her brief love affair with dopamine agonists. I've seen little Bootsykittles in some dark places before, but I knew we'd hit rock bottom when I found her absolutely rocked on Requip, sandwiched between two Oregon State frat boys in a hot tub at the Reno Harrah's. She clawed the crap out of my arm as I wrestled the bottle of Requip out of her hand, and then read me the riot act for scaring her man candy away. (I'd like to see her try explaining to Oregon State students that you can't contract HIV from blood spilled in a hot tub, but that's really neither here nor there.)
Anyhoo, a few thousand dollars later and Bootsybananas is in possession of a new memory foam mattress and a new psychoanalyst, and these paired with her regular acupuncture appointments seem to be helping, but without fail, her RLS is still acting up at least two nights a week, and she complains that the memory foam is retaining too much heat.
Then, after a particularly fraught session with her therapist, Bootsy confides in me that she's feeling sexually unfulfilled and worries that this might be what's causing all the trouble.Read more ›
There was one problem with our order.
It came with this thing. I don't know what it is, I think it's supposed to be a prosthetic. You know, like, a prosthetic for MEN. Who maybe got in an accident? It's a little rubber weenie, I don't know how to say it any better than that. My aunt Lisa says all the men we know have what they were born with aside from my grandpa's leg that he lost during a mission in Cambodia, so she said she would just throw it away and we'd pretend like it never happened. Sounded good to me.
This gift pack also came with this weird piece of paper with fish and flowers and stuff drawn on it. I gave it to Dendo and he put it on his tricicle so it goes barababababa like a bad ass motorcycle bike. This package is worth it just for the teacup bed. Good deal.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Put this in the corner of the room for our dog, Puddles. Have to say that it works very well as she took to both the bed and the vibrator instantly. Read morePublished on January 16, 2014 by David C. Reed
Ok worked ok. Nothing that blows the mind of the user. The product isnt bad but i think its a user preferance.Published on December 5, 2013 by John Johnson
The "tea pet bed" is gorgeous, soft, and every dog's dream; but using it in conjunction with the "rabbit toy" is very difficult. Read morePublished on February 9, 2013 by A. Wolf
My beagles refused to sleep in the bed because they thought it was "too damn gay for words", sniffed the card then peed on it, and howled at the vibrator. Read morePublished on December 8, 2012 by Barbara Lawrence
Perfect fit for any Asian. I don't recommend telling her it's actually a cat bed though, or you'll be sleeping in the dog house.Published on May 13, 2012 by J. Edwards