Ruji Chapnik, M.Ψ. (Master of Psience) is a posthumanoid art psientist who makes comics, operating systems, personality tests, metaphysical devices, metaphysical charts, and occasionally decisions. She mostly exists in Portland, Oregon.
Autistic Autism Theories and Identity Politics Rant, Or: Could most autism controversies be resolved by giving “Vaccine Injury” its own entry in the DSM? Guest post by Don Depresso’s author | 1/17/2017 at 1:17 PM PST
(Note to prevent confusion: I usually post as my comic character, Don Depresso, but I’m posting this as myself so that fewer potential readers will dismiss it due to mistakenly profiling the author as a white cismale. I have no problem with white cismales, but I’m not one of the
#574: Tin Foil Hat Day #2
Posted 12/21/2016 at 12:21 PM PST (for the 1221 Solstice Stargate Portal, of course [which was technically at 4:44 AM UTC]—for what better time than now to read comics about tin foil hats?)
Continued from “Tin Foil Hat Day #1” (this is the 574th Don Depresso comic and only the second time Don has worn a tin foil hat).
Author’s note: Yes, the gemstone kyanite is in fact an insulator.
Although this comic is fictional, and we have not yet teste
Guest post by Ruji | December 6th, 2016 at 8:08 PM PST
PREFACE: Since reading about politics typically makes me feel negative things ranging from confusion to analysis paralysis to fear that I’m not prepared enough for the apocalypse, I’ve given myself an illusory sense of control by pretending I have enough money to register my own political party called The Introvert Party. Proposed platform (draft v0.1-alpha) of The Introvert Party:
(Does not represent beliefs of all introver
RE-MAKE: #572: Don Depresso’s Latest Addiction (View high-resolution image here) Posted 11/25/2016 at 11:33 PM PST
“Because perhaps we could all stand to get a little more tin-foil-hat about this social structure in which we live, eat, shit, eat shit, and die—and maybe then the politically divided families, friends, groups with labels, and citizens in general would see through the illusions set up to separate us?” (Don Depresso, 2016)
To prevent confusion: This is a fictional comic t
#573: Tin Foil Hat Day #1 Posted 11/23/2016 at 11:11 11:12 PM PST
Author’s note: This is why, in general, I appreciate direct answers to questions.
Author’s note II: Although this comic is fictional, electromagnetic radiation and directed-energy weapons are real.
More tin foil hat days to come.
Don Depresso #572: Don Depresso’s Latest Addiction (View high-resolution image here) Posted 11/23/2016 at 4:14 PM PST
To prevent confusion: This comic contains actual screenshots of government documents from WikiLeaks, but they’re cut up and pasted into a collage outside of their original contexts for dramatic effect (e.g., Breivik is a mass shooter, not anyone in the government). If you want to read the original documents referenced herein, search for them on WikiLeaks.
Don Depresso #571: Spirit Cooking Posted 11/22/2016 at 12:12 AM
Well, hey, looks like I’m suddenly back to drawing comics after a couple of years of totally not drawing comics!
If you’re curious, the footnote in the first panel about Marina Abramovic’s controversial e-mail to Democratic lobbyist Tony Podesta links here (no guarantees WikiLeaks will still be online by the time you read this): https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/15893
Stargatekeeper welcomes you to the Triple Nine Stargate Portal of 9/9/2016 with a wearable stargate. Get ready for some epic numerological cycle completion!
By Dr. Don Depresso | Photo of Ruji from 9/9/2016 posted on 9/8/2016 thanks to time travel. SHARE LINK: http://bit.ly/Stargatekeeper999
Text: “I have Lady Virgo and a stargate portal on my head. And how are YOU celebrating the Triple Nine 9/9/2016 stargate portal?”
Notes: Thanks to Magenta Pixie for her
I designed a glow-in-the-dark “Shadow Worker” hoodie, so buy it for $46.99 maybe (if you aren’t too busy plumbing the depths of your dark night of the soul)?
Because with so many claiming to be “light workers,” we really need more shadow workers to balance things out on this planet. I’m talking to you, Pluto in Scorpio generation (shadow workers born between 1983/4 and 1995)!
I’ll get a $3 commission from every purchase of this hoodie, which I need because I’m a starving artist.
Spinning the Air Freshener™ over the Time Healing Wheel™
By Dr. Don Depresso | August 19, 2016 5:55 PM PST
A compass needle proves that spinning the Air Freshener™ over the Time Healing Wheel™ to effect change isn’t just wishful fantasy—indeed, electromagnetic fields near the apparatus show dramatic aberrations!
What does this mean for the future, past, and present of DIY time travel and remote healing through spacetime?
Although I hadn’t researched this month’s full moon
Closeup of apophyllite pyramid on Time Healing Wheel clock face. You can't really see in the photo that the clock is set to 1:44.
The Time Healing Wheel just sittin' around doin' its thing (healing time).
Time Healing Wheel™ (Invention)
By Dr. Don Depresso | August 18, 2016 at 11:11 PM PST
I, Dr. Don Depresso, present to you the Time Healing Wheel™–a manic, multidimensional, metaphysical device for this 8/18 Aquarian full moon (and also my 38th birth
Just a note to the Internet world:
If my blog and/or comics ever get famous, then surely people will erroneously assume that they are autobiographical and totally serious.
You should know, however, that my author Ruji is channeling me—Don Depresso, a fictional character—in all of this, and she doesn’t necessarily agree with what I say and do.
In particular, she doesn’t think it’s a good idea to haphazardly use drugs like I do, even though drug use appears over and over ag
Sunday, June 19, 2016 | Quotes compiled by Dr. Don Depresso
—🔥-🌝-♐️-🌝-🔥— “Opinions have never been so freely on tap, and when everyone feels the need to speak up and share what they think, how we use our words becomes increasingly important. Do we perpetuate fear, or love, with our words and thoughts?” (Shepherd, 2016)
—🔥-🌝-♐️-🌝-🔥— “With the Full Moon on the final degree of Sagittarius, our view of the world is inevitably changing. New information (Gemini) cann
Happy full blue moon in Sagittarius (May 21, 2016)!
In honor of the thinning of the veil that comes with every full moon, I present to you a paranormal investigation video that my author Ruji recorded at 12:21 AM on May 19, 2016. Haunted Headphones Mystery (UNCUT!) | CoMedium Central
Is there REALLY a ghost in my headphones?
After nearly 20 minutes of awkwardly trying to communicate with whoever or whatever was setting off my Ghost Meter EMF Sensor, I’m still not sure how
(Craigslist ad by guest blogger Ruji C.) Fig. 1 – The Hermit.
Greetings, earthlings! I come in peace.
Since Jupiter just went direct into Virgo, I’m channeling my future self through this Craigslist ad (http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/sha/5577978460.html) to ask directly for what I want.
I have traveled many light years from the Pleiades bearing the galactic starseed markings of Venus 26 Leo and Jupiter 26 Aquarius to assist with earth’s transition to the