—Long Island Woman
“Funny, smart, and an excellent writer, Rachel Eddey gives Jen Lancaster a run for her money as she races with sarcastic wit and whine all the way up to the altar. … She holds her own, though, with her own style, a little bit sweet and a little bit sassy. She paints one vivid satirical vignette after another … Completely hilarious.”
—A Frugal Life
“A funny, breezy romp through Manhattan wedding mania.”
—Susan Shapiro, author of Five Men Who Broke My Heart
“A laugh-out-loud peek into the mind of a crazed bride. . . . Truly a great read!”
—Jodie Sweetin, Full House actress and author of unSweetined
“From the very first page of her hysterical memoir, she keeps us in stitches.”
—Amber Benson, Buffy the Vampire Slayer actress and writer/director
“A fast read, full of funny and often heart-warming moments. . . . Compelling.”
—Dan Konopka, drummer for OK Go
“Hilarious … I couldn’t put down this heartfelt story of learning how to have it all.”
—Carley Roney, cofounder and editor in chief of TheKnot.com
From the Back Cover
Using her nervous energy productively, Rachel enters every contest she can find, winning diamond earrings, a honeymoon, a photographer, and two wedding gowns. Her pop culture obsession lands the wedding party on two hit reality TV shows. There’s just one problem as the clock ticks down: Her staunch perfectionism and fear of dancing threaten to derail everything. She has to redefine perfect and embrace the mistakes—or risk losing it all.
Please take your seats. The wedding is about to begin.