UPDATE:
Turns out my initial skeptisism was completely unwarranted. By 9pm, DJ Kitty was in beast mode as the rave kicked off in the living room. As the sun came up, DJ Kitty refused to part with the deck. Review elevated to 5 stars. Yes, a bit expensive for carboard, but we are considering selling tickets to the next show to make up the difference.
INITIAL REVIEW:
This would totally be a 5-star review if the cat actually did anything with this. I'll break it down this way: generally, cats like square things, not round. While the visual of a cat spinning vinyl and channeling its inner DJ ("deadca7"?) is aesthetically energizing, my cat won't even lay down on this thing, let alone spin the turntable. We sprinkled a little catnip on it, glued her favorite toy to it, even taped her front paw to it....no luck. Maybe the next product in line from SUCK UK would be a mixing board with busses made out of yarn or something a feline would actually engage. Good effort though.
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Cat Scratching DJ Deck
Distract your cat and save the sofa
Unleash your cats inner DJ with this Cat Scratch DJ Deck. A novelty, scratching post alternative that has a moving turntable and tone arm.
This really puts a new spin on interactive cat toys. Turn the cat tent into a DJ Booth and give kitty a cat toy they can really get their claws into.
Don't let your cat flap about in frustration - when it comes to cat playtime, it's time to change the record. Allow your cat or kitten to realise their mews-ical potential!
- Cardboard, mixing deck-shaped scratching mat
- Comes with a spinnable deck and poseable arm
- Supplied with instructions and easy to assemble
- Keeps cat's claws strong and healthy
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Great idea but expensive for what it is
This cardboard laptop is a great idea but pretty expensive for what it is. There’s not a lot of actual scratching area and it’s all paper and cardboard, except for the attached mouse toy. And let me tell you, that the favorite part for both my cats. And sturdy so far — I’m surprised they haven’t already yanked it off and added it to their massive toy collection.I bought this cardboard laptop so my cats could feel like they were working too. But since I’m not working on the laptop, we know how that went. It’s funny and clever though — it has fake stickers all over it like a real laptop might have and even has scratches on it.I think I should sprinkle some catnip on it to encourage use. I even bought them a tiny desk for the laptop because I really don’t have room for them to sprawl over my desk. While they do visit my desk and theirs, they usually don’t stay long.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 16, 2017
Style: DJ DeckVerified Purchase
UPDATE:
Turns out my initial skeptisism was completely unwarranted. By 9pm, DJ Kitty was in beast mode as the rave kicked off in the living room. As the sun came up, DJ Kitty refused to part with the deck. Review elevated to 5 stars. Yes, a bit expensive for carboard, but we are considering selling tickets to the next show to make up the difference.
INITIAL REVIEW:
This would totally be a 5-star review if the cat actually did anything with this. I'll break it down this way: generally, cats like square things, not round. While the visual of a cat spinning vinyl and channeling its inner DJ ("deadca7"?) is aesthetically energizing, my cat won't even lay down on this thing, let alone spin the turntable. We sprinkled a little catnip on it, glued her favorite toy to it, even taped her front paw to it....no luck. Maybe the next product in line from SUCK UK would be a mixing board with busses made out of yarn or something a feline would actually engage. Good effort though.
Turns out my initial skeptisism was completely unwarranted. By 9pm, DJ Kitty was in beast mode as the rave kicked off in the living room. As the sun came up, DJ Kitty refused to part with the deck. Review elevated to 5 stars. Yes, a bit expensive for carboard, but we are considering selling tickets to the next show to make up the difference.
INITIAL REVIEW:
This would totally be a 5-star review if the cat actually did anything with this. I'll break it down this way: generally, cats like square things, not round. While the visual of a cat spinning vinyl and channeling its inner DJ ("deadca7"?) is aesthetically energizing, my cat won't even lay down on this thing, let alone spin the turntable. We sprinkled a little catnip on it, glued her favorite toy to it, even taped her front paw to it....no luck. Maybe the next product in line from SUCK UK would be a mixing board with busses made out of yarn or something a feline would actually engage. Good effort though.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2022
Style: TankVerified Purchase
The no glue in the instructions was the biggest lie in mankind, my husband and I went out and bought a hot glue gun after 2 hours of trying to shove cardboard into flimsy caving cardboard slots. In the end our cat loves it but putting it together will test your sanity, willpower and possibly marriage; words flew and tempers exploded.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2016
Style: TankVerified Purchase
PROS: ?
CONS: DIFFICULT TO ASSEMBLE, HOLE TOO SMALL FOR CAT TO COMFORTABLY ENTER, FALLS OVER WHEN CAT TRIES TO JUMP IN
I wanted to love this thing, I really did. I got suckered into buying it, after all, but I’m pretty sure this is one of those things that someone came up with and thought, “I’m sure there are people out there dumb enough to buy this, even though they could use a cardboard box for free.”
It came from Amazon in a huge cardboard box that would have been more valuable than this thing. The pieces come flat and you have to assemble them. The directions offer little help, basically saying “fold here, insert tab there”. Which fold?? Which tab?? There are so many! Someone who is better at assembling than me may have an easier time—after all since I was dumb enough to buy the product, it seems to reason that I would be too dumb to put it together.
It is made of thick, durable cardboard—but it is still CARDBOARD, nonetheless. Still, I ripped some of the tabs when putting it together and ended up using duct tape because I got frustrated (see photo—camo duct tape is not part of the original product).
After all my hard work, MY CAT DOESN’T EVEN LIKE IT. Now, I understand that a cat’s preference does not always disqualify a product from being functional. In this case, however, it was flawed from the beginning. First of all, cats do not even know what tanks/firetrucks/airplanes are, let alone can they read the designs scrawled on the inside (like “cats rule” etc.) This is clearly designed for a human’s entertainment at the expense of the cat’s enjoyment/comfort.
Once I got it put together, I had to put her in it (she would not jump in on her own because the hole is pretty small—and she is a regular 10-pound cat and not some giant mountain lion). Then she sits there for a minute…and jumps out, and she is lucky if the thing doesn’t topple over when she does since it is made of cardboard and does not have any anchor on the ground.
When I showed it to my husband he laughed at me and said, "you paid money for that??" (I didn't mention I spent 32 DOLLARS!). He pointed out that the cardboard box it came in was more functional than the product. I immediately realized he was right. I have kept it around for a few weeks to see if my cat would like it, but she won't even go in it if I point the laser in it. She just meows like, "mom, that thing sucks". Now that I took a few photos to have with the review, I can't wait to throw this away.
CONS: DIFFICULT TO ASSEMBLE, HOLE TOO SMALL FOR CAT TO COMFORTABLY ENTER, FALLS OVER WHEN CAT TRIES TO JUMP IN
I wanted to love this thing, I really did. I got suckered into buying it, after all, but I’m pretty sure this is one of those things that someone came up with and thought, “I’m sure there are people out there dumb enough to buy this, even though they could use a cardboard box for free.”
It came from Amazon in a huge cardboard box that would have been more valuable than this thing. The pieces come flat and you have to assemble them. The directions offer little help, basically saying “fold here, insert tab there”. Which fold?? Which tab?? There are so many! Someone who is better at assembling than me may have an easier time—after all since I was dumb enough to buy the product, it seems to reason that I would be too dumb to put it together.
It is made of thick, durable cardboard—but it is still CARDBOARD, nonetheless. Still, I ripped some of the tabs when putting it together and ended up using duct tape because I got frustrated (see photo—camo duct tape is not part of the original product).
After all my hard work, MY CAT DOESN’T EVEN LIKE IT. Now, I understand that a cat’s preference does not always disqualify a product from being functional. In this case, however, it was flawed from the beginning. First of all, cats do not even know what tanks/firetrucks/airplanes are, let alone can they read the designs scrawled on the inside (like “cats rule” etc.) This is clearly designed for a human’s entertainment at the expense of the cat’s enjoyment/comfort.
Once I got it put together, I had to put her in it (she would not jump in on her own because the hole is pretty small—and she is a regular 10-pound cat and not some giant mountain lion). Then she sits there for a minute…and jumps out, and she is lucky if the thing doesn’t topple over when she does since it is made of cardboard and does not have any anchor on the ground.
When I showed it to my husband he laughed at me and said, "you paid money for that??" (I didn't mention I spent 32 DOLLARS!). He pointed out that the cardboard box it came in was more functional than the product. I immediately realized he was right. I have kept it around for a few weeks to see if my cat would like it, but she won't even go in it if I point the laser in it. She just meows like, "mom, that thing sucks". Now that I took a few photos to have with the review, I can't wait to throw this away.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2023
Style: LaptopVerified Purchase
Is this cute? Yes. Did the cats immediately love it? Yes. Did they also find a way to demolish the “screen” so it could not stand up on its own? Yes. Did the cat pictured get so possessive over his laptop that he peed on it? You bet.
It’s cute. It’s funny. Cats love it. But worth almost $40? Absolutely not. I had it exactly a month before having to toss it thanks to the aforementioned pee bandit, but even if it lasted longer, the price point is still double what it should be.
It’s cute. It’s funny. Cats love it. But worth almost $40? Absolutely not. I had it exactly a month before having to toss it thanks to the aforementioned pee bandit, but even if it lasted longer, the price point is still double what it should be.
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"Suck" UK. Perfect name for this cheap piece of cardboard slapped together. Save your money.
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Mon chat adore !
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