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SUCK UK Dead Fred Pen Holder

4.0 out of 5 stars 517 customer reviews

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Fred Pen Holder
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  • Desktop pen holder
  • A fun gift for your colleagues
  • Made from silicone rubber
  • Measures 13cm x 6.5cm x 2.5cm
  • Also available in the range - Stress Ball Paul
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Product Description

Style Name: Fred Pen Holder

Dead Fred Pen Holder by Suck UK!

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you!

Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished.

Available as part of the Dead Series - other characters include:

  • Stress Ball Paul
  • Splat Stan Coaster
  • Hanging Harry
  • Mummy Mike
  • Book Mark


Product Information

Style Name:Fred Pen Holder
Product Dimensions 1 x 2.6 x 5.1 inches
Item Weight 1.8 ounces
Shipping Weight 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Manufacturer Suck UK
ASIN B007D131AA
Domestic Shipping This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
International Shipping This item is not eligible for international shipping. Learn More
Shipping Advisory This item must be shipped separately from other items in your order. Additional shipping charges will not apply.
Item model number SK DEADFRED1
Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars 517 customer reviews

4.0 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank #2,749 in Home and Kitchen (See Top 100 in Home and Kitchen)
#36 in Office Products > Office Supplies > Desk Accessories & Workspace Organizers > Desk Supplies Holders & Dispensers > Pencil Holders
#1,012 in Home & Kitchen > Home Décor

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By J. A. Fielder on March 16, 2011
Style Name: Fred Pen Holder
For the past 24 years, I've been working in my cube without a place to put my pen when I'm not using it. A couple years ago, I tried putting my pen in a cup, but then when I wasn't looking I reached to take a drink and stabbed myself in the eye with my pen. I lost my eye, but my company wouldn't pay workman's comp because they said it was my fault for stabbing myself in the eye with my pen, and that maybe I had done it on purpose. Why would I stab myself in the eye?

Anyway, I've also tried storing my pen on my desk, but it rolls off on account of my desk is propped up with a stack of coasters I stole from Applebees, but it won't stay level when the restrooms flood in our building and soak the coasters. I'd put my pen behind my ear, but I don't want to look like an idiot with an eye patch and a pen behind my ear.

So I got this, and now I can store my pen in it. The only thing is it only works on pens, and not highlight markers, so I still have to keep those in the pocket of my polo.

I think this is a great investment for someone who doesn't have a place to stick a pen.
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Style Name: Stress Ball Paul Verified Purchase
First of all, he's naked. Not shown in picture: his butt. He is quite small; you can squish all of him in your hand. So I couldn't believe I actually spent more than $5 on him. When I first got him, he was sticky, but quickly aquired a layer of dust, or oils, or skin cells to remedy that. It is fun to play with him, apparently, because he often disappears from my desk only to be found on other co-workers desks. Who would think so many people would want to play with a naked purple fetal man?
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Style Name: Stress Ball Paul Verified Purchase
I originally purchased two of these to help with anxiety and stress. They have worked wonders for my Arthritis also. The fact that it is not a ball shape helps a lot. I can hold it different ways for a variety of resistance. It is very hard to tear them up also. When I have anxiety I stretch the feet and allow them to pop back in place. Whatever works, I always say, lol.
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Style Name: Fred Pen Holder Verified Purchase
I love this. I have it on my work desk and I can stab at it anytime I'm feeling the pressure from someone.
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Style Name: Fred Pen Holder Verified Purchase
This item is great fun. Fred is on my desk at my office and entertains all who come to my domain. I plan on getting more from this series of practical-use entertaining items. He was a tad shorter than I imagined, but the perfect size for a pen holder and a spellbinding desk tool. His color is ideal also! So very happy I purchased Fred and highly recommend him for someone looking for unique practical use tools.
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Style Name: Splat Stan Coaster Verified Purchase
Totally fun! Perfect stocking stuffer for my goofball husband that couldn't wait to put it on his desk at the office. The bonus is it will protect the desk surface with a regular sized cup, glass or can. Oversized drinking containers won't work as well. It lays flat on a surface and is thick enough to protect the surface from a heated container. I highly recommend this for the person with a great sense of humor in your life!
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Style Name: Fred Pen Holder Verified Purchase
This is a somwhat cute, inexpensive desk toy that has a practical purposes. What I received was not what was pictured. "Fred" was actually Spider Man and pose was not like picture. He did not have X's over eyes as picture to indicate he was dead, was pink not red, his pose was flat not with knee bent at angle. Pen hole is quite small and will fit only stick type pens. This was a disappointing purchase but will still use it as it was inexpensive.This was first disappointing Amazon purchase out of many.
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Style Name: Dead Book Mark Verified Purchase
Wow! This guy is much bigger than you might imagine instead of a book mark I'm using it under a vase as a funny gag. It will fit in a book I just would keep that book at home because I would be afraid he could slip out easily during transport. He seems to be about 4 3/4 long by 3 1/2 wide and he is very top heavy so if your book is not closed tightly I believe he could slip out even though he is made of silicone.
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