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Sad Monsters: Growling on the Outside, Crying on the Inside Paperback – September 27, 2011
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"Delightful and definitive proof that the undead are just as unhappy as the rest of us." — Seth Grahame-Smith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
"Sad Monsters is utterly hilarious. Then scary. Then hilarious again." — Scott Kenemore, author of The Zen of Zombie
"Hilarious. Frank Lesser has done a great service to human-monster relations." -Bob Powers, co-author, The Werewolf's Guide To Life: A Manual For The Newly Bitten
"With <I>Sad Monsters</I>...the joke keeps getting reinvented in creative and wonderful ways. So yes, it's funny — but it's also smart and creative. It begs for public readings." — Orson Scott Card, bestselling author of Ender’s Game
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It may interest you to know that the author, Frank Lesser, writes for The Colbert Report. This sets some pretty high standards for the book to follow. Thankfully, Sad Monsters was just what I hoped it would be. Puns and irony abound, along with some cute postmodernism (ain't that reevaluation of that monster and his secret pain just precious?).
You get a really wide range of monsters in here. Lesser definitely isn't sticking only to the most popular (zombies, werewolves, vampires). Some of my favorite vignettes were Godzilla wondering what the point of all the stomping is (also, did you know that Godzilla likes M*A*S*H as much as I do?), formerly people-munching diets going vegan or carb-free, peaceful zombies being chased by humans, unsuccessful monsters like Count Macula (who just might work at my office) and Igor's résumé. Pretty much each of the little stories will make you bust out laughing, snort, groan or teehee.
Reading Sad Monsters takes somewhere around an hour. This is an estimate, since I read multiple books at one time; suffice it to say that it is quite short. I feel like this is an excellent book to pull out to amuse your friends with or to buy quirky friends for Christmas (don't know what to get them but know they love Colbert style humor?). Plus, how cute is that monster on the cover!?!
Some of my favorite sad monsters:
The Joy of Unicorns, where the narrator makes it clear if you're not hanging with unicorns like the other virtuous maidens, there's a good chance you're a slut. "Good luck finding a husband!"
Diet Hansel, where the witch from Hansel & Gretel's diet of children fattened on her house of candy catches up with her. Time to start feeding Hansel veggies.
The Werewolf Whisperer, where chunks of the text are "text obscured by blood stains."
Whao Oh Here She Comes, where Hall & Oates' "Maneater" is a real monster.
Not only is Sad Monsters funny, it is excellent for bathroom reading. Each story is only 2-3 pages long. The downside, is my husband thinks I'm insane because I spent the last few weeks cackling in the bathroom.
Not every essay is a blue ribbon winner, some made me laugh out loud, some just made me smile, one or two I flipped through because I have the attention span of a two year-old, post-Easter basket buffet. But Sad Monsters definitely keeps the funny coming much more reliably than writers of similar fare who tend to beat a clever premise to death with cliche jokes.
So if you're looking for a funny book, built for today's short attention spans, Sad Monsters might just let you live long enough to read it.
Thanks for clarifying why the "monster" under my bed is<n't> at all terrifying. Now I can see that it's not a coat of mangled blood/fur, he just hasn't shaved/stopped eating ketchupy fries since his girlfriend left him for another ghoul. It turns out that he wasn't growl/snorting because he wanted to claw through my chest and snap my sternum in half but he was really just trying to hold in pathetic sobs of self pity. I'd always thought there was a pool of blood constantly surrounding him, but now that my fear isn't clouding my vision, I can see that it's just a condensed cloud of vague melancholy.
I liked that Lesser worked in a fair amount of modern culture into these tales --- there's the story of Frankenstein's groom, which talks about both Frankenstein and his gay lover feeling like outcasts in society; a story that looks at the idea that maybe vampires aren't allergic to the sun neccessarily, but maybe just battle really crippling social anxiety, so that's why they stay in all day; a look at the hipster Chupacabra; a letter of reference for a job the Abominable Snowman is applying for, where his ref says that he's "a go-getter, gruff at first but a good heart, and good with Excel" X-D. Lesser also offers up a pretty entertaining stories about zombies running from humans trying to attack, Medusa on a blind date, and a parody on how to identify the "Maneater" from the famous Hall & Oates song.
So that's what I liked about it. A couple negatives I could see: 1) this was not a huge issue for me but I thought I would give a heads up to conservative readers -- a couple stories in this collection do incorporate biblical satire.Read more ›
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I never knew the lives of monsters could be so hard..I see now how they are so sad and misunderstood :)Published 25 days ago by mkittysamom
This is a short read, but so hilarious and worth every penny. I passed it along to friends who also loved it. It's good-quality, smart-assed humor!Published 13 months ago by MeWantBookies
How could sadness be so funny? Frank Lesser makes the plight of monsters humorous and entertaining. Excellent book and great writer.Published on December 9, 2013 by K. Baughn
This book is great! I actually laughed out loud at parts on the train. Great concept and delivery. Would like to see more.Published on June 1, 2013 by Sharon Henderson
Funny and clever. A treat. Highly recommend. Can't pick a favorite entry in this collection of neurotic monsters revealed for your pleasure.Published on March 1, 2013 by YPR Lover
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