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Two and a Half Men 12 Seasons 2010

Season 7
4.8 out of 5 stars (135) IMDb 7.1/10

Television's top-rated comedy is growing up! Charlie Sheen stars as a veteran bachelor who may finally be reined in by his new live-in fiancée. But with his brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, Charlie's Malibu mansion might be getting too crowded!

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Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

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On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea (JENNIFER TAYLOR), and his old flame, Mia (EMMANUELLE VAUGIER).

TV-14 CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 21, 2009
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2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star KELLY STABLES), Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: September 28, 2009
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3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan (JON CRYER) plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (ANNIE POTTS). Meanwhile, Jake (ANGUS T. JONES) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 19 minutes Release date: October 5, 2009
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4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: October 12, 2009
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5. For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: October 19, 2009
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6. Give Me Your Thumb

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: November 2, 2009
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7. Untainted by Filth

Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: November 9, 2009
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8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star TRICIA HELFER - Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: November 16, 2009
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9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

TV-14 CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 23, 2009
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10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: December 7, 2009
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11. Warning, it's Dirty

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. CARL REINER guest stars as a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites for Christmas dinner.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 19 minutes Release date: December 14, 2009
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12. Fart jokes, pie and Celeste

Charlie tries anything to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: January 11, 2010
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13. Yay, no polyps!

Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars STACY KEACH and MEAGEN FAY), only to return home and find them in his living room.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: January 18, 2010
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14. Crude and Uncalled For

Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 1, 2010
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15. Aye, aye, Captain Douche

Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: February 8, 2010
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16. Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea! STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 1, 2010
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17. I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 8, 2010
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18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend (TRICIA HELFER), while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient (FRANCES FISHER).

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 22, 2010
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19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

TV-NR CC Runtime: 18 minutes Release date: April 12, 2010
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20. I Call Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 10, 2010
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21. Gumby with a Pokey (fka Another Hairy Adventure)

Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his girlfriends past - and ZZ Top!

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 17, 2010
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22. This is Not 22 Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. And much to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party on the seventh season finale.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 24, 2010
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By S. B. Algar on December 30, 2009
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This amazing comedic sitcom just keeps getting better and better. In fact, I've enjoyed it so much that I've actually watched the same episodes over right after I've just seen them. All the characters are terrific and I could not say that one is better than the other. The show would not be what it is without the stellar cast.
I must admit, I never thought that Charlie was acting, just being himself. Alan plays off Charlie brilliantly and the timing of the entire cast is just wonderful. A show not to be missed by anyone with a good sense of humor!
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His current show Anger Management was never even in the shadow of Two and A Half. But Sheen has always been Sheen, even in Pretty In Pink. When he left, the show may have continued but it became a farce with Ashton. Charlie was credible, and likable, and that's who the show was written for. Yes, he was a complete jerk, but his character in this role was unsurpassed. I still love every episode and never get tired of watching them in reruns. Finally decided to collect the series. Personally, I am a 60 year old psychologist, with a great family, and strong values, but Charlie is always a guaranteed laugh and a reprieve. Ashton is still just a goofy punk kid, no matter how you try to wrap him.
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Anyone who watches Two and a Half Men owns or is in the process of collecting the series DVDs... guaranteed! And if you're not familiar with the series, then shame on you. Amazon has all seasons...guaranteed! At Amazon, you'll find each season (DVD) interactive menu, multi language plus bonus material... the best part??...Commercial FREE. I can't believe I got the season at such low cost, and Amazon is the only place offering a deal for 3 seasons for about $40! I love Charlie, Alan, Berta, .....and all the funny situations they ha e to get out of.
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I stopped watching this show once Charlie Sheen left, lol. He MADE the show in my opinion. Season 7 is great. I really enjoy sometimes being able to watch the show on DVD and watch one episode after another. No commercials, no stress! Very soothing to me. : D
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This is perhaps the grimmest season of perhaps the most tragic show on television. Watching these hapless people ruining their lives is full of great jokes and the most terrible all-pervading sadness. The saddest of course is Charlie (Harper and Sheen) -- watching him degenerate and lose everything is almost unwatcheable. His brother is a castrate; his nephew is hopeless; his mother is a harpie; his girlfriend is eventually driven off. It is all very funny and increasingly horrible. No one has our sympathy any more, they are all increasingly repellent (Ben Jonson's plays are the nearest classical equivalent). It is interesting that as the show becomes sadder and sadder, the humour is becoming more and more childish and flatulent: the characters are turning ever more into types/caricatures and all flailing around in a sequence of futile catastrophes as they rapidly descend into a variety of self-made scatological hells.

It is hard to think of a better snapshot of the barrenness of contemporary life than this series. The DVD should be stuffed into a capsule and sent off into space as a warning to other civilizations on other worlds.
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I purchased, used, every season of this television show that had the original cast (Charlie Sheen). I gave the first 4 seasons to a friend, who absolutely loves this program, as a birthday present and the remaining will be for a Christmas gift. I had never watched the show so I had no idea what to expect, but we had such "belly laughs" we cried from the laughter. The sellers gave accurate descriptions of each DVD and there were no issues.
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This is the second set of season 7 that I purchased, the first one had severe damage to the jewel case (it was shattered), Amazon was as always courteous and speedy, I received the new season with in a couple days just in time to give it as a gift and my husband was happy with it.
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I bought this for my dad for Christmas and he enjoyed every second of it. We had no problems with the dvd's at all. It's worth every penny but I'm sure I didn't need to tell you that since if you're looking at getting the seventh season you're already a fan and know how the show is.
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