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Santa's Surprise Stocking Stuffer Candy (Christmas Jelly Beans - 8.3oz) 1/2 LB - Santa Candy - Candy Gag Gift - Christmas Candy - White Elephant Gift (12 Pack)

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12
Christmas
Flavor Strawberry, Pina Colada and Watermelon
Brand FancyPants FunTime
Weight 8 Ounces
Product Specifications (Unit) 12.00 Count

About this item

  • STOCKING STUFFER CANDY - FancyPants FunTime has teamed up with the big man himself - Santa Claus - to deliver a most magical Christmas miracle - SANTA'S SURPRISE (aka a generous 1/2 pound serving of delicious Christmas jelly beans (Red - Strawberry, Green - Watermelon & White - Pina Colada)!
  • MODERN DAY LUMP OF COAL - Are you searching for the perfect stocking stuffer for the naughty boy or girl in your life? Search no further - buy them some of these tasty turds! The hilarious story on the reverse of the package is sure to delight!
  • REUSABLE ZIP BAG - Edible SANTA'S SURPRISE comes in a beautiful heirloom reusable zip seal bag that can be used again and again for continuous laughs!
  • ORIGINAL AND ONE OF A KIND - Be the first of your friends to experience this culinary delight!
  • TASTY FUN CANDY - We hope you enjoy "A little bit of poop in every bite!"

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FROM THE ANNALS OF MYTHOLOGY, FancyPants FunTime has teamed up with the big man himself - Santa Claus - to deliver a most magical Christmas miracle.  For centuries, Santa has left a very special Christmas gift - a surprise, if you will - for only the naughtiest boys and girls on his list. Upon arrival at their house, Santa secretly deposits a festive holiday rainbow of tri-colored turds straight down the chimney of the fortunate recipient, leaving behind a glorious pile of Christmas cheer for their morning delight.

Until recently, Santa Claus had carried this heavy "load" all on his own.  However, due to a massive increase in naughtiness this year, Santa made the fateful decision to contact FancyPants FunTime so that he could stockpile his colorful crap year round.  Together, we have amassed a veritable mountain of edible excrement for you and your loved (naughty) ones. 

From the bottom of our hearts, we truly ho-ho-hope you enjoy - SANTA'S SURPRISE - "A little bit of poop in every bite"!

Approved by the Big Man himself - SANTA CLAUS!

This unique gag gift will leave even the most demanding poop gourmand satisifed and asking for more.

More than just a tasty snack, Santa's Surprise has been touted as a wonderous cureall with special healing qualities in the areas of:

1) Debbie Downer Disorder
2) Angry Elf Attitude
3) Frequent Frown Syndrome 

Edible Santa's Surprise  is the perfect gift for someome who loves to laugh and eat delicious candy.  Each reusable zip seal foil bag contains a HUGE 1/2 pound single serving size sealed bag (8.3 oz.) of assorted flavor jelly beans (Red - Strawberry, Green - Watermelon & White - Pina Colada!).  Once you've eaten the candy, you can keep the bag as a family heirloom to be cherished through the ages.
 

1/2 POUND OF JELLY BEANS 

We've packed this beautiful bag of edible Santa's Surprise with a little more than 1/2 pound (8.3 oz) of delicious Christmas colored jelly beans!  Take your senses back to Christmas Eve with each bite of Santa's delightful poop.

GIFT QUALITY BAG!

Our crew at FancyPants FunTime has labored over every nook and cranny on our reusable Santa's Surprise bag to make sure that it will be the perfect present for the poop eater in your life. The funny story on the reverse of the bag will keep you laughing for years to come!

READY TO PARTY!

Rest assured, you need not eat poop alone. We have created a great 12 pack display that will be the centerpiece of your Christmas or poop themed party! You are sure to be the life any party when you roll up with a full case of the freshest Christmas themed candy on the planet.


Product details

Item Package Quantity:12  |  Color:Christmas
  • Is Discontinued By Manufacturer : No
  • Product Dimensions : 3 x 2 x 4 inches; 8 Ounces
  • UPC : 095225743184
  • Manufacturer : FancyPants FunTime
  • ASIN : B075QPGXL4
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.2 out of 5 stars 276 ratings

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