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Savage Spear of the Unicorn: Stories by Delicious Tacos Paperback – April 12, 2020

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April 12, 2020
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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B086Y564JC
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (April 12, 2020)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 204 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8636605812
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.1 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.06 x 0.51 x 7.81 inches

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Josh

Add a headline? Why?

Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2020

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I bought this book not because I read books but because I don't read books. I wrote this review because a guy on twitter with a funny looking face and crude humor asked me to. I bought this book so that I can put it on a big shelf of books that I don't read and have no intention of reading, I do this to appear as an intellectual.

46 people found this helpful

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Samuel

Laugh-out-loud awesome

Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2020

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A hilarious critique of 21st century American society, because at this point, what can you do but laugh? The mindless jobs. The dating hellscape. I've been reading Tacos since at least 2013. I used to call him the Bukowski of our generation, but I no longer believe that's generous enough. Part of his genius is the simplicity of the writing. He makes it look so easy, so natural. You're reading it, thinking, "I could write like this," and then you sit down and attempt to write like this and realize you can't even come close.

Buy this now and thank me later.

16 people found this helpful

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Alex Carter

Best book of COVID

Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2020

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Honestly this "delicious tacos" is the best living writer. His prose is off the hook. Can't wait to doxx this guy so he can get his Nobel for literature

16 people found this helpful

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alex

Tragedy and comedy - with some dashes of a life worth living

Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2020

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Punchy witty prose. Fun and playful in a way that adds depth to the array of complex emotions/topics he explores. Punctuated by moments of poetic brilliance. Everything just falls into place effortlessly making this an extremely easy read.

Not all the stories were my flavor, but the highs are so magnificent they deserve to be read over and over again. Many such favorites in here:

The unicorn
The bitcoin
2052
This is what I believe
Ain't never gonna love again
True love is real
The red whiskered bulbul
The god of the mockingbirds
Mark
The spirit

There's more and let me tell you, they're all worth your time.

Buy it. It's one of those books you don't want to finish. And at the same time can't help but pick up

7 people found this helpful

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Bandini

Maybe a new art form

Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2021

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These stories function more as prose poems, eschewing traditional grammar and punctuation to go straight to your core. In the same way Hemingway made the florid prose of the Victorian era obsolete overnight, I wonder if DT's stripped down, confessional style of writing isn't the perfect fit our ADD age, when people can barely get through 280 characters before clicking away for a new dopamine bump. If the publishing industry had any guts left, DT would be writing scathing social commentary for Rolling Stone the way Hunter Thompson did in the 1970s. Not much chance that will happen. Our ivy-league overlords would never allow such a crass, brutally honest description of the life of a working-class drone get through the content filters. So buy the books and share them with friends, while you still can.

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$teve Rimjobs

I Tried...

Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2020

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Look as you all know in this economy you gotta pay to play and I told Delicious Tacos as much. I said you want my 88 followers to know what I thought of your book you gotta send me free product, that is just what I do for all my sponsored clients and it's just good business to be consistent. But the guy stone walled me and refused to send anything.
I cursed him so hard at first, I prayed for his book to be a complete failure and for him to go back to being a hollywood assistant secretary with ED. But I eventually bought the book anyway just to have a laugh at what a self important jerk would write. Well as you can see I am now writing the review for free because the book was such a fun trip down memory lane for an avid Delicious Tacos blog reading fan like myself. I was reminded of some of the older post/stories that I forgot about like "The Penny" which speaks uniquely to the mind's endless ability to find even small ways to torture itself with anxiety. And I was once again reminded of the superb line in Her Pulsating Pussy "Ling Ma balls".
Anyway now I can't wait for the next book and hope a bunch of sexy women try to sleep with him for being a great author.

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Stephen G.

SAVAGE

Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2020

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DT opens a new front in the pussiwars. A veteran (hero even) himself, he must've spotted an opening. A weakness the rest of us couldn't see.

The troops were a bit worried, thinking our Absalom had a thinning crown. Turns out not to be the case. DT's locks are as thick as ever. We are excited to dig in and engage.

basically an attractive book

buy a copy

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Kyle

Perfect for the bowl

Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2021

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I leave this on the tank of my toilet and read it in the morning after my first double espresso, which is usually when duty calls. I've now laughed on the toilet. I've now cried on the toilet. I've now thought on the toilet. I've now commiserated on the toilet. Thanks DT

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