- File Size: 2745 KB
- Print Length: 261 pages
- Publication Date: June 11, 2012
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B008AZTUU8
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #34,362 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) Kindle Edition
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I am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I'm switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it's the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?
Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scary things were happening to my body. Seriously. I was eating chips (damn my husband for leaving those Bugles out!) and one SHOT out my nose. At the same time, my tampon dislodged itself (thank God that didn't shoot all the way out too!) I had a little cough while reading this, so every time I laughed, I would break into a coughing fit. My family had 911 on speed dial. My husband has been looking at me like I grew two heads and mumbling "uh oh, she's at it again" every time I picked up the book to read more. I kept having to put this book down because I didn't want it to end, and my face, stomach and chest muscles started hurting.
So here is the plot. The book opens with Claire talking about how much she had no desire for rugrats. (I get this, I was married 7 years before I went off the pill.) Claire is a trash talking, diarrhea of the mouth, ADD riddled woman that you can't help but relate to and fall in love with. But at 20 years old, she was desperate to give up her v-card. She met this amazing, swoony guy at a frat party.
"I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a b*#ch.Read more ›
I liked the opening chapters and bits and pieces of the rest of the book as well. The thing is, the characters act and talk like they're closer to 15 than 25 and have that young type of sex-related humor which, to me, gets boring after a while. Similarly, a lot of the book is chick-lit/Bridget Jones type humor where the protagonist is always doing things to embarrass herself (in this book often related to sex) which other people hear or see and she is mortified. For me, that kind of humor gets tiring as well. Better is the kid and the mommy humor: "I will not sell my child to gypsies. I will not sell my child to gypsies." Much of the opening chapters are this latter type of humor and why I ordered the book after reading the sample.
The love story is rather silly, more like something one would find in a young adult novel (maybe even younger than that given the rather mature level of some young adult novels) but with sexual thoughts and some sexual action thrown in. I think you have to be younger than I am to enjoy this novel--but then again, given the great reviews, maybe not. But if you have limited tolerance for juvenile sex and chick lit type humor, you might want to consider giving this one a pass.
TEXT TO SPEECH PROBLEM. The text to speech software did not recognize either periods or question marks in this book file so the book read like a run-on sentence, making it difficult to understand at times. The software recognize and pause for commas.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This is by far the funniest book series I've ever read. Yes it has a lot of cussing and yes the kid cussed but be honest who's little kids don't ever slip out a cuss word. Read morePublished 13 hours ago by Amazon Customer
Seriously I have never laughed so hard at a book in my life. Several times I was laughing so hard I was crying! Read morePublished 16 days ago by Lisa
I love and adore this series! Tara Sivec does such a great job giving each character their own distinct personality and individuality. These people are so real and authentic. Read morePublished 22 days ago by Lisa Harris
It had some funny parts, but it had some major character and plot development problems.Published 23 days ago by Kindle Customer
Such a good story. I laughed out loud throughout the book. Claire gets prego from a one night stand and 4 years later they meet again. Read morePublished 24 days ago by Kindle Customer
Fun, mindless read! You get sucked in and certainly can wind up reading the whole thing in a night. Love the dynamic between Claire, Carter and Gavin. Read morePublished 1 month ago by Bribri1282
I absolutely loved this book!!!! Soooooo funny I had to stop reading several times because I thought I was going to pee my pants! Read morePublished 1 month ago by christianj