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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) by [Sivec, Tara]
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  • File Size: 2745 KB
  • Print Length: 261 pages
  • Publication Date: June 11, 2012
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008AZTUU8
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I have never laughed so much then turn around and needed a cold shower. My solution: read in the shower...until my husband kept asking why I was laughing so hard in the bath! I really connected with this book. It's nice to see someone else with such sarcasm, insecurities, and desires all wrapped into one vibrator-filled package! Usually I read to get away from life and chose fictional stories, but this one had such a reality to it and I didn't mind at all. Claire is my hero! Great story! Vagina clown-cars and all :) A Must read for anyone looking for a good time :)
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Read more of my reviews (and the stuff Amazon made me edit out) and rants at Ana's Attic Sexy Tales.

I am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I'm switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it's the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scary things were happening to my body. Seriously. I was eating chips (damn my husband for leaving those Bugles out!) and one SHOT out my nose. At the same time, my tampon dislodged itself (thank God that didn't shoot all the way out too!) I had a little cough while reading this, so every time I laughed, I would break into a coughing fit. My family had 911 on speed dial. My husband has been looking at me like I grew two heads and mumbling "uh oh, she's at it again" every time I picked up the book to read more. I kept having to put this book down because I didn't want it to end, and my face, stomach and chest muscles started hurting.

So here is the plot. The book opens with Claire talking about how much she had no desire for rugrats. (I get this, I was married 7 years before I went off the pill.) Claire is a trash talking, diarrhea of the mouth, ADD riddled woman that you can't help but relate to and fall in love with. But at 20 years old, she was desperate to give up her v-card. She met this amazing, swoony guy at a frat party.

"I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a b*#ch.
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Okay. Don't you hate it when you're the one person whose review is totally out of line with everyone else's? I don't disagree with the other reviewers that this author can be very funny. IMHO, however, the humor gets tired and even tedious after a while.

I liked the opening chapters and bits and pieces of the rest of the book as well. The thing is, the characters act and talk like they're closer to 15 than 25 and have that young type of sex-related humor which, to me, gets boring after a while. Similarly, a lot of the book is chick-lit/Bridget Jones type humor where the protagonist is always doing things to embarrass herself (in this book often related to sex) which other people hear or see and she is mortified. For me, that kind of humor gets tiring as well. Better is the kid and the mommy humor: "I will not sell my child to gypsies. I will not sell my child to gypsies." Much of the opening chapters are this latter type of humor and why I ordered the book after reading the sample.

The love story is rather silly, more like something one would find in a young adult novel (maybe even younger than that given the rather mature level of some young adult novels) but with sexual thoughts and some sexual action thrown in. I think you have to be younger than I am to enjoy this novel--but then again, given the great reviews, maybe not. But if you have limited tolerance for juvenile sex and chick lit type humor, you might want to consider giving this one a pass.

TEXT TO SPEECH PROBLEM. The text to speech software did not recognize either periods or question marks in this book file so the book read like a run-on sentence, making it difficult to understand at times. The software recognize and pause for commas.
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I was so excited to read this, but was so bummed when I just could not get into it. I love sarcasm, and the language does not bother me one bit. It just felt as though the author was trying to jam in sarcastic remarks on every page. It also took a while for the plot to actually move along. I will keep this on my Kindle and maybe someday will give it another try. I will give it two stars because I love the title, it got me to buy it !
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By AMP on February 19, 2014
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I started out thinking this book was relatable and cute. I thought it was witty and funny. I enjoyed the characters and thought it would have a good storyline. And then it was five years later and it went downhill. For someone who never wanted kids, you'd think she'd think of birth control. And her whole attitude about her kid bugged me. But then again I came to completely hate her child. What's with writing him and out of control and yet claim he's well behaved? And how he interrupts every scene? That got old fast. I would think "well of course. That's not new." And it was like every time Gavin opened his mouth he'd be cursing. Really?? That was extreme. Even the worst kid I know doesn't have a potty mouth like that because he was actually disciplined. The book had some funny parts but then it was like the author would take it too far and then I'm skipping over the rambling. There's a lot of rambling in this book. So much was said that had nothing to do with anything. There was no point to have it in the book. Terrible and obnoxious waste of time.
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