From the Back Cover
What do all the great spiritual leaders of the world have in common? From Jerry Falwell to Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, from Jimmy Swaggart to Pope John Paul II, all the great holy men of our time share one common trait: They're rich! Now, at last, Deepockets Chokya reveals the cosmic secrets that the other religious leaders have been hiding from you - how to use the Seven Spiritual Laws of the Universe to really rake in the loot.
About the Author
Deepockets Chokya (a pseudonym of course) is the reviled leader of the human impotential movement. He is the pseudonymous hack writer of more than eleven hundred worthless pamphlets on how to get rich quick, pick up girls, lose weight, cure cancer, clear your sinuses, get rid of your acne, grow hair, make your cellulite disappear, enlarge your penis, enhance your breasts, increase your vocabulary, and be immortal. Some of his best-selling titles include: Swindling the Elderly, How to Hypnotize Total Strangers to Do Your Bidding, and Creative Flatulence. Wanted in twelve states for fraud, he continues to flaunt the law by regularly appearing on TV talk shows and teaching seminars on how to pay off judges when you're in trouble with the postal inspectors.