- File Size: 863 KB
- Print Length: 58 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publisher: Girls Carrying Books (October 11, 2016)
- Publication Date: October 11, 2016
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B01M59UXH4
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #96,085 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
The Sex Manual: How to Play with His Joystick and Press Her Buttons (a Smutpunk Non-Fiction) Kindle Edition
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I recommend this book to everyone.
Witty, wise and on-point, this book makes one thing crystal clear. Moctezuma put the Johnson in Masters and Johnson. Grab it, love it, use it!
Though I wanted to travel to find MJ and his bukkake-stained faces to slap at moments, what I saw was one hell of a good writer. Written in a conversational tone, as you would expect from a how-to manual, I felt like I was really reading a well-oiled (oooops) guide. His ability to slip in anecdotal stories of his past escapades abroad kept me alive with interest, even going back to reread a few passages again just to ask: He did NOT really just write that? And the answer would always be the same: He sure did. Nothing seems to be off-limits for him. And that alone was refreshing. No censorship here.
I'd love to see more from Moctezuma Johnson. If you can read this without taking things too seriously, you may find yourself smiling secretly at the ever-present wit as you click about from link to link presented throughout the pages like a very game of Frogger itself, manipulating your own joystick to navigate all the speed and unexpected things thrown at you. After all that, do expect to take a shower. You'll need it.
Is very frank and uses language some will cringe at.
But if you were drawn in by the title you might even be expecting this.
While I am not quite ready to jump into the lifestyle depicted in this book and and not being bothered by 'colorful' language (I am an old sailor after all). There is a great deal of information in this book I never even guessed at. Just the Appendix section is worth the cost of the book.
I enjoyed it and it made me laugh and I wasn't able to stop reading until it was complete. But the Kama Sutra this is not :)
I received this from the author Gratis and leave this review without any arm twisting....
MJ doesn't disappoint in this straight to the point sex manual. He doesn't beat around the bush. You'll learn how to play with a joystick the correct way. Pew pew.
"How to get An*l." Priceless.
"Slut list." I'm a c*mpig and proud of it.
"Relax. Swallow." Words I live by.
Do they make non-toxic felt markers? Maybe that's why I feel a little strange after going down. A+ for me. Slurp.
This a must read, trust me, you need the education!