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Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box
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| Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Color | Multicolor |
| Special Feature | microwave_safe, Microwave Safe |
| Style | Modern |
| Theme | Comic |
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About this item
- Covered with 30 of the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays.
- So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today!
- 14 oz. ceramic coffee cup with a comfortable handle.
- All of our mugs come in a beautifully designed, colorful box.
- Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts. UPG has presents of mind.
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. At UPG our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life.
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Product Description
From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England â - His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog." All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave" - Get one today!
Holds 14 oz / 400mL. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Product information
| Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
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| Color | Multicolor |
| Special Feature | microwave_safe, Microwave Safe |
| Style | Modern |
| Theme | Comic |
| Included Components | Handle |
| Shape | Round |
| Product Care Instructions | Machine Wash, Microwave Safe, Hand Wash Only |
| Age Range (Description) | Adult |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |
| Product Dimensions | 3.75"W x 3.5"H |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Item Weight | 12.6 ounces |
| Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Language | English |
| ASIN | B0038TYV7I |
| Item model number | 0065 |
| Customer Reviews |
4.8 out of 5 stars |
| Best Sellers Rank | #55,580 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining) #720 in Novelty Coffee Mugs #5,333 in Glassware & Drinkware |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Date First Available | July 19, 2004 |
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Everyone that sees this cup bursts out laughing. I have actually purchased this cup twice and will probably buy it again, because whenever someone sees it, they just have to have one!
Such a great idea! I wish I had thought of it!
There is this medic that I work with named Chris, and he had a bad call the other day, so we were talking about it, he was a little upset, and i noticed that he was drinking coffee out of this generic mug from some eye doctor place. I thought ya know what, that is a lame coffee mug, let me fix that, so I came here to amazon. When I found this mug, I knew I had found exactly what I was looking for; it is exactly him, he is a little bit of a Type A personality, and most medics are, but trust me, you WANT them to be..and along with with that, he is a bit jaded and a bit of a turn wit. Really good guy - just don't tick him off- exactly like Shakespeare - which is exactly why this mug is perfect for him.
So I gave him this mug and he absolutely adored it! It has phrases like :
Thou art a boil, a plague sore
foot-licker
false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand
it's just intelligent, funny, and attractive.
As far as being a coffee mug goes, it's 16 oz, so it seems to be standard size, and it looks exactly like it does in the pictures : standard mug with a handle.
It is a really good mug like I said he loved it, I love it, he has been using it at work and everyone has been laughing about it and using the phrases, so it has been a conversation piece. Just great.
I purchased this product at full price, and this review is honest and accurate.
The cup is larger than most coffee cups. 10 ounces(?). It has a nice heft to it; feels solid. And the print seems thick and well adhered (though time will tell).
Want to impress some one with a morning jeer? (in Olde English?). Get this mug and you'll be "slinging arrows" and "stabbing at hearts from hell" in no time!
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Quick delivery & very well packaged, would def buy from Unique Globe again.




























