Top critical review
One person found this helpful
The shark(s) should have done everyone a favor by eating this movie.
on February 14, 2015
Snow Shark is a low-low-low rock bottom low budgeted independent movie featuring no one of any importance. They would have had to work a lot harder to even reach the status of rank amateurs. There is very little of anything here to recommend this movie. The story could have been promising; it is a goofy premise, a prehistoric shark trapped in the snow. Sadly, it just looks like something someone filmed in their backyard. Got a bunch of friends together and put on a show for their own amusement. It's obvious that they didn't waste much time on the script or story, borrowing elements from better creature features. The dialog, as delivered by `actors' trying too hard to act, is dreadful. Everyone is overly mannered, stilted, unnatural; their awkward performances couldn't be more stagey. If this was meant to be a parody of monster movies, it failed to meet its goal. If this was meant to be taken seriously............ouch.
This is beyond bad, it's abysmal. It should have come with a warning label.